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Today, I was with my girlfriend in her room. She starts screaming. Her father bursts in and, thinking I'm some kind of rapist, hits me in the head with a baseball bat. Not bad enough? I wasn't the one making her scream. There was a huge spider on the wall. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (76547) - you deserved it (2878)

On 04/12/2009 at 2:11pm - animals - by spiderhater (man) - United States (Virginia)

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