By spiderhater - 12/04/2009 18:11 - United States
Same thing different taste
Very very frightening
By graham - 11/01/2020 14:00
It was an accident!
By innocent - 06/01/2014 21:32 - Australia
By Ohfman117 - 11/08/2009 20:30 - United States
By eightleggedtictac - 08/06/2014 15:10 - United States - Worcester
She definitely won though
By Anonymous - 24/08/2018 15:00
Wailing
By katchoo - 03/11/2013 07:34 - Denmark
Bath time [GONE WRONG][CREEPYPASTA]
By noname - 27/12/2008 04:07 - France
By jillydark6609 - 19/09/2010 06:21 - United States
By *facefloor* - 24/07/2012 20:08 - United States
By eyes wide SHIT - 28/12/2013 01:37 - Australia
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i agree with #9, as bad as your situation was already...
You should date the spider. You'd probably get hurt less often.
that's just wrong on so many levels....
lol #6 and i agree with #12
You could charge him with assault for that, though it's probably not a good idea. I think the two of you should have a talk about the boundaries HE has to follow.
Holy crap man. Definitely FYL. Talk to the dad about it and, at the VERY least, get one hell of an apology out of him.
Today I heard screaming coming from my daughter's room. I burst in to find her with some guy and thinking he was a rapist, I hit him in the head with a baseball bat. Turns out that was her boyfriend. She was screaming because she saw a spider. FML
what is with everyone and having sex when their parents are home... enough of these FML's should teah you not to do so!
it didn't say anything about having sex tho.
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Argh. I hate spiders SO much. I usually am the one people go to, though. Anyways, her father obviously doesn't trust you much. Poor you. ~_~
at least he didn't shoot you