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Today, I found my dog, who had been missing for over a month, at the local pound. Clearly it was my dog, she responded to her name and cried when she saw me. However, the woman there told me I could not simply take her, I had to follow through with all policies. I paid $250 to adopt my own dog. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (53293) - you deserved it (6821)

On 04/12/2009 at 1:55pm - animals - by anbrown6 - United States (North Carolina)

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