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Today, I walked out to my car to see four kids taking the hubcaps, radio, and license plates off of my truck. I chased them six blocks until I tripped and twisted my ankle. I limped back to my car and found a ticket on my windshield for $55 dollars. The reason? Missing license plates. FML

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On 04/12/2009 at 12:07am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

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How did they write you out a ticket with no license plates?

Just a description of the truck? :/

#5 - On 04/12/2009 at 10:13am by Sue21

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Cops won't write tickets for parked cars. So unless someone else was driving your truck, and then while they were driving it someone stole the radio, hubcaps, and licence plates, and then instead of jumping in your truck to chase them, you decided to run. I call fake

#7 - On 04/12/2009 at 10:15am by area51avenger

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