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Today, I walked out to my car to see four kids taking the hubcaps, radio, and license plates off of my truck. I chased them six blocks until I tripped and twisted my ankle. I limped back to my car and found a ticket on my windshield for $55 dollars. The reason? Missing license plates. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (60913) - you deserved it (1719)

On 04/12/2009 at 12:07am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

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