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Today, I went for a run and took my shirt off part way through. The next person I saw was a nine year old girl playing outside her house. She looked at me and said, "Ewwwwww! Gross!" FML

I agree, your life sucks (12430) - you deserved it (17952)

On 02/20/2009 at 9:37pm - misc - by Jim Smith (man) - United States (California)

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