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Today, I went for a run and took my shirt off part way through. The next person I saw was a nine year old girl playing outside her house. She looked at me and said, "Ewwwwww! Gross!" FML

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On 02/20/2009 at 9:37pm - misc - by Jim Smith (man) - United States (California)

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Well? People with flub bouncing when they run shouldn't be running shirtless. I don't think most guys should jog shirtless, but fat guys? C'mon.

#1 - On 02/21/2009 at 4:34am by Seegtease

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Well, what you'd expect a 9 year old girl to do? Give you her number.

#5 - On 02/21/2009 at 8:25am by Koopa

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