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Today, I got to Costa Rica for my first vacation in five years. I immediately rented a scooter for the week after checking into my prepaid, no refunds, hotel. On the way back from the rental agency I hit a pothole and broke my leg and ripped the skin off my foot. I'm flying home tomorrow. FML


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On 02/20/2009 at 9:20pm - misc - by Dale (man) - Costa Rica (San Jose)

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I dont know whats worse, the injury, the money lost or the holiday cut short.
You poor lad I hate it for you.

#3 - On 02/21/2009 at 8:36am by amelinat

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travel by car next time? that sucks, though :(

#1 - On 02/21/2009 at 4:31am by nobody_special

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