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Today, I was at a professional hockey game. I wasn't paying attention and a puck was shot into the stands and hit me in the face. My mouth was bleeding and I lost two teeth. As I was trying to cough up my teeth the old man next to me shoved me over and stole the puck. Everyone cheered. FML

by thisblows / 04/11/2009 at 4:42pm / United States (North Carolina) / Miscellaneous

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  • that sucks you should have punched him

    #3 - On 04/11/2009 at 9:02pm by luigi23

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  • Stupid old man. Should have nailed him in the mouth and taken the puck. See how many cheers you would have gotten...

    #13 - On 04/11/2009 at 9:41pm by Sens_fan9

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