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Today, I was surfing and trying to impress some girls on the beach. While I was out in the water, a jellyfish wrapped itself around my torso. I started to yell and freak out, making a huge scene. I grabbed it off of me, only to realize that I was freaking out over a plastic grocery bag. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (13860) - you deserved it (40559)

On 04/11/2009 at 2:52pm - misc - by effingawwesome (man) - United States (South Carolina)

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Wait, you're a guy?

#1 - On 04/11/2009 at 7:26pm by sudmanster

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You are dumb, you would have felt stinging if it was a jellyfish, no?

#3 - On 04/11/2009 at 7:26pm by zoopooz

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