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Today, I was surfing and trying to impress some girls on the beach. While I was out in the water, a jellyfish wrapped itself around my torso. I started to yell and freak out, making a huge scene. I grabbed it off of me, only to realize that I was freaking out over a plastic grocery bag. FML
I agree, your life sucks (13134) - you deserved it (38975)
On 04/11/2009 at 2:52pm - misc - by effingawwesome (man) - United States (South Carolina)
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