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Today, I called my dad to tell him my boyfriend had proposed to me, and that we're planning on being married this summer. He was surprised at the short engagement, so I said, "Well, we're almost 30." Dad replied, "Wow, I left your mom when I was 35!" So not the conversation for that information, Dad. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22261) - you deserved it (3072)

On 03/17/2010 at 1:09am - misc - by rainonmyparade (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

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My Parents were divorced by the time they were 26. Congratulations!

#1 - On 03/17/2010 at 7:14am by mrspitiful

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Based on his inability to determine appropriate versus inappropriate comments, I advise you not to let your Dad have the microphone to say a toast at your wedding reception.

#30 - On 03/17/2010 at 9:38am by Jewelofagal

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