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Today, I got into a fight with the dryer over a plastic toy car. My hand is bleeding and numb, three of my nails are broken and I have a bruise on my chin. The plastic car is still stuck in the now broken dryer. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (10998) - you deserved it (22118)

On 03/17/2010 at 12:41am - misc - by Loser (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

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you sound like a darwin award winner.

if you don't know what that is, google it and you'll see exactly what i mean.

OP: please do not reproduce.

#3 - On 03/17/2010 at 7:23am by stupidirish

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to quote the great red Forman from that 70's show, "DUMBASS"

#8 - On 03/17/2010 at 7:29am by rodstayposted

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