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Today, I got into a fight with the dryer over a plastic toy car. My hand is bleeding and numb, three of my nails are broken and I have a bruise on my chin. The plastic car is still stuck in the now broken dryer. FML
you sound like a darwin award winner.
if you don't know what that is, google it and you'll see exactly what i mean.
OP: please do not reproduce.
At least you fought it to a draw!
You make humanity proud for showing you our race's dominion over technology. . . or just being able to fuck it up more than it fucked you up, by a slim margin.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.