Today, I got into a fight with the dryer over a plastic toy car. My hand is bleeding and numb, three of my nails are broken and I have a bruise on my chin. The plastic car is still stuck in the now broken dryer. FML

by Loser / 03/17/2010 at 12:41am / Canada (British Columbia) / Miscellaneous

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  • you sound like a darwin award winner.

    if you don't know what that is, google it and you'll see exactly what i mean.

    OP: please do not reproduce.

    #3 - On 03/17/2010 at 7:23am by stupidirish

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  • to quote the great red Forman from that 70's show, "DUMBASS"

    #8 - On 03/17/2010 at 7:29am by rodstayposted

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