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Today, I was walking down the street when I heard a loud splashing noise to my right. I looked over only to see a woman not squatting but bending over, spreading her cheeks, peeing a horse-sized amount of pee. I can't un-see this. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31687) - you deserved it (2557)

On 03/16/2010 at 9:34pm - misc - by disturbed (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

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That is the most disgusting thing I have read in a long time. The mental image of that is horrifying. What has been read cannot be un-read...

#17 - On 03/17/2010 at 4:10am by snickerdoodles

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I think she could have been fined for this .... ewewwwwwwww .

#5 - On 03/17/2010 at 4:06am by purplehaze980

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