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Today, after years of thinking I was weird for never being attracted to anyone, I realized that for the first time in my life I actually have a crush on someone. That 'someone' is my English teacher. He is 60. I am 18. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22014) - you deserved it (9084)

On 03/16/2010 at 6:27am - misc - by allwrong (woman) - Australia (South Australia)

hater's life also sucks
Today, I was proposed to in a McDonald's. FML

hiii. also deserved it
Today, I was so bored I googled the word "bored." The results were boring. FML

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Call me

#3 - On 03/16/2010 at 11:12am by orndog

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So, you like them old and experienced?

#2 - On 03/16/2010 at 11:10am by crystalmethod

See in context

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