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Today, I realized my girlfriend has way more friends than I do. How did I realize this? She called me to tell me she was at the beach with her friends and how much fun she was having. I was playing WoW in my room, and my friends don't answer my texts. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9350) - you deserved it (16592)

On 03/16/2010 at 1:12am - misc - by LonelyBoy (man) - United States (Texas)

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WoW is more fun than the beach anyways. For the Horde!! :)

#7 - On 03/16/2010 at 7:00am by angela_gail2010

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Your gf has more friends than you do...Quick, you better go kill yourself and end this intolerable injustice.

#1 - On 03/16/2010 at 6:53am by Peroxide

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