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Today, I was walking towards the bus. The bus was scheduled to leave at 3:20, and it was 3:19 so I decided to run for it. As the doors were closing, I managed to just slip my hand into the door, so it didn't fully close. The bus driver saw this, looked at my face, and then drove away. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (49715) - you deserved it (3252)

On 04/11/2009 at 1:40am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Quebec)

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