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Today, while walking to my car through the snow, I noticed the sunroof was open and 2 feet of snow had poured in. Angry, I opened the door to start cleaning. That's when I noticed all the wildlife that had taken refuge inside from the cold. Not only were my seat cushions wet, they were torn open. FML

I agree, your life sucks (5516) - you deserved it (13406)

On 03/14/2010 at 9:39pm - misc - by grann (man) - United States (Colorado)

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