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Today, while walking to my car through the snow, I noticed the sunroof was open and 2 feet of snow had poured in. Angry, I opened the door to start cleaning. That's when I noticed all the wildlife that had taken refuge inside from the cold. Not only were my seat cushions wet, they were torn open. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (6202) - you deserved it (14862)

On 03/14/2010 at 9:39pm - misc - by grann (man) - United States (Colorado)

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Um, YDI for leaving your sunroof open here in Colorado during the month of March. March and April are the two snowiest months here...

#5 - On 03/15/2010 at 4:31am by C_Wicked27

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Oh god, that sucks. That's going to cost A LOT to repair.

Why was your sunroof open? You live in Colorado. You should not have your sunroof open in March. FYL bigtime, but YDI for leaving your sunroof open.

#2 - On 03/15/2010 at 4:21am by snickerdoodles

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