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Today, I went to a friend's sweet sixteen. Since I didn't know any else at the party I was really happy when the mother told me she sat me next to someone she thought I would have a lot in common with. He ended up being mentally challenged and talked to a sock puppet the whole party. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (44548) - you deserved it (2265)

On 04/10/2009 at 10:37pm - misc - by NotRetarded (man) - United States (New York)

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