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Today, I was riding the train and fell asleep. A friend of mine got on a few stops later, and to be funny, shouted 'BOO!'. I woke up and was so startled I peed myself. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34319) - you deserved it (3728)

On 02/20/2009 at 6:13pm - misc - by niabby - United States (Illinois)

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that doesn't really make you life fucked, that just kinda sucks...

#3 - On 02/21/2009 at 12:25am by That_Guy

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I laughed so hard that I spit all over my computer.

#13 - On 02/26/2009 at 12:42am by Droolz

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