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Today, my roommate and I finally went to the DMV to transfer our vehicle ownership title to our names. On our way out, we joked that we were now responsible for any violations involving our car. We came back to a $35 parking ticket. FML


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On 03/13/2010 at 4:17am - misc - by loki (woman) - United States (Washington)

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it's only 35$ if you split it you can make it only $17.50

#5 - On 03/13/2010 at 9:54am by rohosoccer08

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I'm confused.... why do you share a car with your roommate?

#18 - On 03/13/2010 at 10:04am by hanfan79

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