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Today, I thought a pipe was going to burst in my shower because it was making such a loud rumbling so I called my boyfriend freaking out telling him I didnt know what to do. After taking a second to look a little harder, I realized it was my vibrating razor against the shower wall. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (2792) - you deserved it (15530)

On 03/11/2010 at 9:04pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

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.....I then later found out it was my vibrator not my razor....

#10 - On 03/12/2010 at 3:11am by flipster916

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You're so smart.

#5 - On 03/12/2010 at 3:07am by E40

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