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Today, I tried to demonstrate to my friend how laughably dull our kitchen knives are by swiping one across my palm. Turns out Dad noticed the problem yesterday and sharpened them. FML

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On 03/11/2010 at 3:13am - misc - by ShowOff (woman) - United Kingdom (Birmingham)

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Duh, you can cut yourself with a dull knife as well. YDI.

#3 - On 03/11/2010 at 10:13am by itsme88

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You should have demonstrated on your neck instead of your palm. Perhaps then the punishment for your stupidity would have been more suitable.

#7 - On 03/11/2010 at 10:15am by Boddmon

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