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Today, I got a call from a police department saying that if I didn't move my car from a store's parking lot within the next 15 minutes, they were going to tow it and charge me for the fee. I was at work and the reason I parked it there is because it started smoking and almost caught fire. FML

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On 03/10/2010 at 10:03pm - misc - by ohemgee (woman) - United States (Arizona)

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I don't get it at all...why would you park it in a random place after it caught fire and then go to work instead of taking it to the shop? That makes NO sense at all. If you would be willing to comment on your own FML, please do so you can clarify it for everybody.

#8 - On 03/11/2010 at 3:16am by snickerdoodles

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What the fuck if your car lights on fire don't just move it extinguish it
you dumb sack of shit

#7 - On 03/11/2010 at 3:14am by flufffypants

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