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Today , I got a call from a police department saying tat if I didn't move ma car from a store's parking lot witin te next 15 minutes , tey were going to tow it an carge me fir te fee. I was at work an te reason I parked it tere is because it started smoking an almost caugt fire. FML


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On 03/10/2010 at 10:03pm - misc - by ohemgee (woman) - United States (Arizona)

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What the fuck if your car lights on fire don't just move it extinguish it
you dumb sack of shit

#7 - On 03/11/2010 at 3:14am by flufffypants

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I don't get it at all...why would you park it in a random place after it caught fire and then go to work instead of taking it to the shop? That makes NO sense at all. If you would be willing to comment on your own FML, please do so you can clarify it for everybody.

#8 - On 03/11/2010 at 3:16am by snickerdoodles

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