Get the guts to spill the beans
Click here to watch FML in live!

Submit your FML story


Your nick :
Categories :
Man or woman?

Today, while working at a restaurant, I watched someone throw their car door open and hit the side of my brand new car for the third time this week. I told the woman to be more careful. She told my manager that I was being racist. As I was being yelled at, I watched her hit my car again, smiling. FML

#897353 (123)

I agree, your life sucks (59431) - you totally deserved it (1434)

On 04/10/2009 at 2:59am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Montana)

Sign up for more!
Share on Facebook
ReTweet

More FMLs?

lanbon182's life also sucks

sifa also deserved it

Comments

bitch!

#1 - On 04/10/2009 at 10:04am by swim1650

I'd hit a bitch.

#2 - On 04/10/2009 at 10:05am by suadelaaa

Ugh. Dude, that really sucks. People using the "racism" card like this just diminish the meaning of the word for everyone else.

#3 - On 04/10/2009 at 10:05am by ephilation

Hey dude. It's the 21st century. Get over yourself and your race. Biggot.

I kid. I kid.

Shoulda just ran out and choked a bitch. Or at least drop kicked her ass.

#4 - On 04/10/2009 at 10:07am by rukusrazor

i hope that bitch burns :)

#5 - On 04/10/2009 at 10:09am by whereisbob

hahahahahaha 4 said choked a bitch...
just about to pull a line from chappelle's show: "Is wayne brady gonna have to choke a bitch? he doesn't want to but it looks like he's gonna have to choke a bitch"

but that said, i would've quit and fucked her shit up. my truck was keyed at school once and i was fucking livid. shoulda beat some ass

#6 - On 04/10/2009 at 10:10am by guitardedman

This comment has been moderated.

#7 - On 04/10/2009 at 10:11am by zacht27

What a cow! FYL

#8 - On 04/10/2009 at 10:13am by MaramaBreaksFace

agree 4 and 7. btw. kill her? slam her car multiple times? tell the cops she was racist and she rammed into u because u are ____.

#9 - On 04/10/2009 at 10:13am by LolCows

get her license plate and file a police report. Then have her insurance pay to have it fixed.

#10 - On 04/10/2009 at 10:14am by deabruzo

call the cops and file an accident report.
OR, when you know she is parked, go to "the bathroom" and move your car about 4 inches away and write in a sharpie on her windshield "hit me now sucker!"
but subtly is the best. take a quart of engine oil and put it in her gas tank.

#11 - On 04/10/2009 at 10:14am by Shimrra

for something like that, i'd do the reasonable thing and...fight her.
but then again, i guess that could also be considered racist. damn.

#12 - On 04/10/2009 at 10:14am by mf

#7. Well I certainly hope YOU don't get the job. You can't even spell "their" in the correct form. No one wants to hire someone that can't spell and differentiate between simple terms. There are other errors in your posting as well.

#13 - On 04/10/2009 at 10:16am by thinkpink

This comment has been moderated.

#14 - On 04/10/2009 at 10:16am by urban_el0quence

#13, wtf is wrong with you? how he spells a word has nothing to do with this.

#15 - On 04/10/2009 at 10:18am by ejvlols

#14--- learn to spell.

and by the way, there is sucH a thing as racism against white people

#16 - On 04/10/2009 at 10:20am by ejvlols

OP: why didn't you go to the police? Accidental dinging doesn't require an accident report, but deliberate dinging does.

#14: wtf is wrong with you? Racism is racism, stop making excuses for it.

#17 - On 04/10/2009 at 10:21am by arichi

I would fucking kill her.

#18 - On 04/10/2009 at 10:21am by Melsy187

#16 LMAOAOLMAOALLMAOLMAOALMAOALMAOAL. You crack me up. You picked the perfect day to start with me..

Anyway. White people need to stop complaining about their white privilege being checked. Seriously. It's a new day. Been going on for entirely too long. BOTTOM LINE. White Heterosexual Males have more cultural capital and more privilege than any group in America. Fact. White Heterosexual Males, despite the small number, still manage to keep the running of an entire country under their control. Fact.

Before you start with me.. check your facts. People of Color cannot be racist against White People. Only prejudice from the injustices put upon them by the White ancestors..

..Just saying. Back to typing my paper on this VERY subject.

#19 - On 04/10/2009 at 10:24am by urban_el0quence

Man thats just fucked up. Can't believe somebody would pull racsim over that..I mean there is racsim problems.. but that was not one of them. punch that bitch

#20 - On 04/10/2009 at 10:25am by Gryphon

should have told your boss to turn around and watch her as proof, silly.
it's what I would have done. you get the heat off your shoulders and she gets what she deserves.

#21 - On 04/10/2009 at 10:25am by twelefthnight

Capital C, Capital U, Capital N, HUGE FUCKING T, numerous exclamation points...

#22 - On 04/10/2009 at 10:26am by wompwompwomp

wow bitch.
karma's gna get her for sure.

#23 - On 04/10/2009 at 10:29am by rityz

I dont think anyone *wants* to start with you, #19.

You're one of those people who just suck the fun out of a room and fill it with all kinds of awkward, arent you?

(racism talk aside, I'm speaking very generally)

#24 - On 04/10/2009 at 10:29am by jm88

I woulda told the manager that he is out of his mind, give him the finger and tell him to go fuck himself, and called the cops or 911 and wrote down that fucking bitch's license plate, so she can get what her little whore-ass deserves.

Sorry that this happened dude. I would be mad out of my mind if this happened, I'm surprised that you stayed so calm throughout the whole thing.

#25 - On 04/10/2009 at 10:29am by decentdrummer911

LOL @ 24. Sometimes. JK. Ignorance about a big subject like that just irritates me so I'm sorry if I "sucked the fun out".

#26 - On 04/10/2009 at 10:31am by urban_el0quence

Dude that sucks. Next time take the bus??

#27 - On 04/10/2009 at 10:31am by maddog

park somewhere else???

#28 - On 04/10/2009 at 10:33am by erogers2687

You guys arguing with 14/19 are pretty stupid. He/she is probably a sociology major or some other type of major that requires classes studying human social behavior. Arguing with him about the existence of reverse racism is like arguing with me about whether or not Neon is a noble gas.

#29 - On 04/10/2009 at 10:34am by GoMeat4103

so did you follow her home and kill her? or steal her doors?

in case you really did/do, i'm just kidding

#30 - On 04/10/2009 at 10:36am by mrcarmine

That's insane, what a bitch. I feel bad for the OP, but it is a little funny. People and their fucking "racism".
#14-Sociology? Get a real degree. There IS racism against white people, just as there is racism against coloured people.

#31 - On 04/10/2009 at 10:36am by witchbaby4

oh thats a good one! HAHAHA

#32 - On 04/10/2009 at 10:36am by gelt

If our economy weren't in the toilet, I'd say you should have fucked that bitch up. I wish someone would try that with me.

#33 - On 04/10/2009 at 10:36am by crazy_cat_lady

#14- Racism is by definition "discrimination or prejudice based on race. "
It doesn't say that people can only be racist against non-white people, or that people can't be racist against white people either.
It does happen, maybe not as often, that people hold prejudices against white people for misconceptions that all of us are racist assholes, with self entitlement issues, trust-funds, and egos the size of the Chrystler building. When it does happen though, it's not called "reverse racism". It's called regular ol' racism.

#34 - On 04/10/2009 at 10:37am by sarawr

Duuude, That's awful.
I hate stupid bitches.

&Your car got hit like 5 times in one week? maybe you need
a new job location, or start taking the bus. :p

#35 - On 04/10/2009 at 10:37am by heytherexoxo

#19 - Good luck writing a paper on white people controlling the US. Maybe President Obama would like to read it some day?

#36 - On 04/10/2009 at 10:38am by paddyhb

#15: I'm pointing out that people CAN use the racism card against white people when it comes to hiring. If I was a minority I would hate to have some white guy that can't even spell picked over me. That's what I was saying in the first place.

#37 - On 04/10/2009 at 10:39am by thinkpink

oh wow, #7 i completely agree with you.

and #14, hahaha you're hilarious....and wrong.

unless you are white you have no idea about "reverse racism"
we are discriminated these days.

#38 - On 04/10/2009 at 10:40am by giraffegirl13

@# 26 Yeah yeah, nag nag. I thought you said you would go back typing your paper?

#39 - On 04/10/2009 at 10:42am by maddog

J0h, dude, sorry!

#40 - On 04/10/2009 at 10:42am by tWitt3rBuG

call her a monkey cunt bitch whore next time you see her.

#41 - On 04/10/2009 at 10:44am by Shadowflames420

don't be a bitch, stand up for yourself

#42 - On 04/10/2009 at 10:44am by brar

key that bitch's car. find her license and sue the bitch. or, next time she comes, employ a local kid to slash her tyres

#43 - On 04/10/2009 at 10:45am by QiScorpion

Get her plates, report her car stolen, or reckless drunk driver!

#44 - On 04/10/2009 at 10:46am by Jaxro

#24, i do.

urban_el0quence, maybe in your town, your culture white people cant be racist cause they're too scared of being gang raped by you and your 'homies', but i can guarantee you that your a moron if you think racism is a purely trickle down effect. I think you'll find its more, its only given a shit about if its "the powerful" doing it, as you might argue.

what do you think the term 'white people' is doing dumb shit? the term is Caucasian. once more in cruise control CAUCASIAN!!!
/thread

#45 - On 04/10/2009 at 10:46am by quantumoftruth

Awww man, that sucks! I'm sorry! I hate when people still use the race card. I think white people are the only people that CAN'T get away with that. Ah, well! Hope you get your car fixed.

#46 - On 04/10/2009 at 10:46am by morgan_5230

#31. Please don't attack me personally. Thanks.

#34. You have a valid point. The sub-fields of racism (i.e. institutionalized etc.) still affect minorities more though and in the grand scheme of things is more detrimental to the advancement of a person of color than a person of color's opinion of a white person being detrimental to a white person's advancement.

Yet and still, It was wrong for the woman in the OP to cry racism when there was none. It makes situations and conversations with blame and pointed fingers occur.

..Just saying.. yet again.

#47 - On 04/10/2009 at 10:46am by urban_el0quence

what #42 said, stand up for yourself. And slap that skanky hoe next time.

#48 - On 04/10/2009 at 10:47am by iDontFail_xD

#19- You can't be serious. In 2009. "People of color cannot be racist against white people, only prejudice because of injustices by white ancestors". Really. So, a minority is allowed to hate white people because of things that were done in the past? But if a white person has anything to say about minorities because of all the gang violence, illiteracy, domestic abuse, tagging, unemployment, drug dealing, drug using, welfare collection, and imprisonment that are done disproportionately by minorities, that would be racism? Please, America is bending over backwards (and taking it in the ass) to kiss minority ass, even as far as refusing to deport criminal aliens so as not to seem "racist." White males are at a complete disadvantage, because if they work hard and do well, it's not because of their own effort, it's because the color of their skin put them in that position. Oh, and if minorities still can't do as well as the white man and a small percentage of people are still controlling the country, maybe the minorites should try harder. Oh, and um.... I don't see anyone holding down Oprah or President Obama. And Oprah came from the worst background you can imagine. Maybe certain people should spend less time sniveling and more time busting ass to do something with themselves. At some point, the whole "whitey is keeping me down" warcry is going to wear very thin, and then what will all the lazy, uneducated people do?

#49 - On 04/10/2009 at 10:48am by crazy_cat_lady

#45. Hey. Fuck you. Go back to your trailer and fuck your cousin. Thanks. =]

P.S. That's not being racist. It's stereotyping.. and probably accurately.

#50 - On 04/10/2009 at 10:48am by urban_el0quence

@#13, #7 did spell " there " in the correct form, smart ass.

#51 - On 04/10/2009 at 10:50am by iDontFail_xD

#29: grow up. "taking some classes" do not make one an expert, even more so for such an imprecise science like sociology. secondly, i think the argument is largely a question of semantics. for the layperson, #14 and #19 are being needlessly pedantic; whatever stupid term you want to use, the bottom line for the rest of the normal people here, is that racism, or reverse racism, is having your race played against you needlessly, and i think that is clearly what has happened here.

sucks to be you, OP.

#52 - On 04/10/2009 at 10:50am by hahahalol

29 – No, arguing with him about whether racism exists is more like arguing with a linguist about whether morphology is concatenative or rule-based.

37 – I'm white and I'd hate to have a minority who can't spell picked over me so that the employer will look good or whatever.
Plus, there's the soft bigotry of low expectations – as a female university student, I know I've been picked for certain awards over male students who deserved them more (like a merit scholarship I was chosen for during my senior year of high school, instead of any of five guys in my grade who were also nominated for it; they took harder classes and got better grades in them). It doesn't feel like an achievement to me, because it's totally obvious that they were better students and were more deserving of the recognition. I'd probably feel the same way if I were an underrepresented minority and the others were white students of the same gender.

#53 - On 04/10/2009 at 10:51am by Raine_Sage

#29 - if you (presumably a chemist of some sort) went and claimed Gold as a noble gas, your degree or job wouldn't matter when checking an appropriate dictionary can show what is and isn't a noble gas.

Also, we don't know which race(s) the people in this story are, so arguing based on assumptions is... well, that.

#54 - On 04/10/2009 at 10:52am by arichi

this is why white people become racist. shit like this.

#55 - On 04/10/2009 at 10:53am by Anarchymx1337

#19 "People of Color cannot be racist against White People."
This is crap. I've seen racism from people of all colours and social backgrounds.

And just because someone has done some course on sociology, doesn't make such an absurd statement suddenly true. Even if you've conveniently redefined the meaning of "racism" to fit with your statement, you would still have needed to explain what definition of "racism" you were using. In its normal definition, anyone can be racist against anyone else.

I certainly agree with your statements that white males control the vast majority of wealth and power in America. But there are more factors going on there than just racism. And of course, just because a small number of white males (your words) control the wealth and power doesn't mean that you can logically label all white males racist (or even elitist). All that glitters, etc.

I also note you don't make any comment about white men vs white women nor coloured men vs coloured women. You're not swapping racism for sexism, now are you?

#56 - On 04/10/2009 at 10:54am by tipple

"People of Color cannot be racist against White People."

#19 -- You are such a fool.

#57 - On 04/10/2009 at 10:54am by heatherjay

#53. Exactly.

P.S. When are people going to stop citing Obama and Oprah as prime examples colored achievement? There were 43 WHITE presidents before Obama and a million WHITE talk show hosts before Oprah. That just makes them the first and the exception to the rule. It doesn't make them representative..

..Oh and people tend to forget that Obama's mother is a white woman from Kansas.

#58 - On 04/10/2009 at 10:56am by urban_el0quence

Could you blame black people though? The most powerful country in the world was built on their backs, then dropped on top of them. The have never gotten any thing similar to Native Americans Reservations, Asian-Americans reparations, or even the free schooling. There is a educational and wealth gap that still persisted, whose roots can be traced back to slavery. The "bitch" who hit the car was probably wrong but, can you blame her for being defensive?

#59 - On 04/10/2009 at 10:56am by fartandlaugh

Wow, what a fucking bitch.
I hate it when people think they can pull the racist card to get themselves out of anything and get some one else in trouble. Ugh.

#60 - On 04/10/2009 at 10:56am by michelle4srs

what a bitch!!!!!

#61 - On 04/10/2009 at 10:57am by Zwink

60 The race card should not get you out of much, but it should not get you in jail. Blacks are the most disenfranchised ethnic group in the Western Hemisphere, maybe globally.

#62 - On 04/10/2009 at 10:58am by fartandlaugh

omg that sucks so much

#63 - On 04/10/2009 at 10:59am by coolcolada

I hate the race card. Maybe she's a racist, and wants to see the white man (I assume) down?

I don't even see the point of doing it again... SHE WAS RACIST! Damn.

#64 - On 04/10/2009 at 10:59am by geesquared

People say that white people are the racist ones and that they're on the "top". Really, people of color are on the top, they get everything for free from welfare, and now with Obama being president, he's giving even more to them for free, while white people don't get anything. Also, have you noticed that if you do anything to a colored person, it's considered a hate crime, but it's impossible to commit a hate crime against a white person? So not only do white people have to put up with racism against them, they can't do anything about it or it's considered a hate crime. All the while, colored people are getting everything for free.

#65 - On 04/10/2009 at 11:00am by AHX

leave a bigger dent on her car....or use a key
u kno wat u wanna do

#66 - On 04/10/2009 at 11:00am by andrewMD

All people are born equal. #19 - you fail.

#67 - On 04/10/2009 at 11:01am by Uduwudu

#47. Although, it may not be as detrimental to a white person's advancement in society it still hurts like bloody hell (as I presume all types of racism do). I'm not going to lie, I do think that a lot of the time white people do have it easier, but for those white people who aren't racist (which, I do hope is at least 98%, but then again I generally have good faith in people), you're always fighting an uphill battle to shatter the stereotype that you are.

#68 - On 04/10/2009 at 11:01am by sarawr

65- Are you serious you jackass? Every American is entitles to Welfare. You can certainly commit a hate crime on a white person, or bee accused (Jena 6). YOu need to do something critical before you talk bro, READ! Because, you don't what you're talking about. The only thing "black OBama is his wife and kids! He is half-AFRICAN, that motherfucker wasn't stolen out of Mbutu and pushed on a fuckin ship. He's descends from an immigrant just like you!

#69 - On 04/10/2009 at 11:04am by fartandlaugh

Urg, I hate it when people use the racism card. Especially since saying something is racist is being racist because saying you can't be mean to someone of another race shows that they are of another race and are therefore different...if everyone's meant to be equal, why does the word 'racism' exist?

Explain clearly what happened and your boss shouldn't be mad at you. If he is, complain to someone higher up if possible.

#70 - On 04/10/2009 at 11:05am by YDIlover

who really cares? today people will use any excuse to play the racist card....if every 1 in the world lived together all happy like, we would find it so boring we would go nuts and start an argument just so we could kill each other some more...we need conflict to survive...i find it very entertaining people believe racism will just go away, hell no 1 today can say they went to africa and horded some slaves to do there work.....where just using the hate already there to continue the conflict as an excuse to beat ppl up. just by saying this crap...which i dont really know what it is...at all...i can count on the fact some 1 will argue it, find it affensive or simply spell check me and call me a turd nugget. so mindlessly comment away my fellow bored ppl, im sure this is accomplishing alot...over nothing at all...what so ever...ever.

#71 - On 04/10/2009 at 11:05am by shadowstalker

19-cool, 67- weak sauce, 68- very insightful

#72 - On 04/10/2009 at 11:05am by fartandlaugh

#65. Fail. White women have the highest welfare rates. =]

#68. I agree with you 100%. I know for a fact that not all white people are racist and assumptions hurt. But many assumptions are exactly that and many of them are also grounded in the fact that there are some racist whites. One bad apple spoils the bunch I guess.

#73 - On 04/10/2009 at 11:06am by urban_el0quence

hey 59, could alwas give them a free ticket back to africa, hahahahahaha.

#75 - On 04/10/2009 at 11:07am by shadowstalker

70- You can be mean to someone else that is another race, your attacks just should not be racially driven. If you hit someone's car accidentally, it's not racist. If you hit it purposely, like "eat scratches and dings nigger!," that's a bit racist...

#76 - On 04/10/2009 at 11:07am by fartandlaugh

#19: .......Anyway. White people need to stop complaining about their white privilege being checked.....everyone does that.

Seriously. It's a new day........Of course it is. Yesterday was Thursday.

Been going on for entirely too long. BOTTOM LINE. White Heterosexual Males have more cultural capital and more privilege than any group in America...Fiction. See most recent President.

White Heterosexual Males, despite the small number, still manage to keep the running of an entire country under their control.... See most recent President.

#77 - On 04/10/2009 at 11:07am by Uzumaki

Are the people here claiming that white males are at a disadvantage SERIOUS? Jesus Christ, everyone just wants to be the victim, don't they?

#78 - On 04/10/2009 at 11:07am by spoonboy

#45: stfu, don't stereotype everyone into one category. I know plenty white, black, and spanish people and they all act differently. And not one of them says HOMIE! So if you're going to talk about a race atleast put something that they use, and it is not that. So yeah gtf. Because you obviously have no clue what you are talking about. And if I were to ever meet you, I wouldn't gang rape you, too ugly for that. No. Id just kick your ass in a one on one fight.
#74: learn how to spell, you fail at being funny. Seriously.

And OP: Yeah, I don't like when people pull the race card. Im black and I absolutely hate it. From all sides. I know for a fact, because a lot of my white friends like to say that our black teacher doesn't like them because they are white. But that teacher doesn't like me. So I just think that teacher is a bitch. And that lady is an idiot and a bitch. You really should have kicked her ass, or sued her for doing that to your car. And then calling you a racist when you were doing nothing that could have been racist towards her whatsoever.

#79 - On 04/10/2009 at 11:08am by ohhhhshizzz

#59. Although very much of America was "built on the backs of" black slaves, there was a decent amount of white slaves as well, that attributed to the raising of this great country. I don't really think any of the wrongs against any race in US history has ever been righted, but either way...
The Native Americans deserve their reservations~their ancestors were nearly wiped out by germ warfare, unfair slaughter, and stealing of land. You know what Columbus used to have his men do? He would have them take a Native American baby, and have two men each hold one arm, and two hold it by the legs. They would then pull, literally ripping limbs from the baby, to see who was strongest.
And to boot, the man who orchestrated all of that, gets his own special day.

#80 - On 04/10/2009 at 11:09am by sarawr

lol i can soo see myself doing tht to sumones car lol it'd be mean but no offense thts really funny!! lol

#81 - On 04/10/2009 at 11:09am by moosey1234

75, well, doesn't sound soooooooo fun.

#82 - On 04/10/2009 at 11:10am by fartandlaugh

I hate this. Not your FML, but the fact that this woman thought you were racist for telling her to be more careful (not to mention you were in the right spot to say so). And also that your boss would go along with this, not even asking what happened. Last, what she did to your car after accusing you of being a racist and potentially firing you. Sorry this happened... (I'm not racist, my post sounds like I am but I'm not.)

#83 - On 04/10/2009 at 11:10am by rihannalover

#78. I KNOW RIGHT. Craziest mess I've heard in a while..

#77. ONE black presdent doesn't change everything. Just saying. Without the white vote, he wouldn't have gotten into office so yes, white people do hold the power. NEXT.

#84 - On 04/10/2009 at 11:10am by urban_el0quence

Pull the race card.

#85 - On 04/10/2009 at 11:12am by ams116

14 and 19, you don't quite know what you're talking about. I have taken Psychology and Sociology courses and received A's in the classes. Racism against white males is quite possible. A prime example is Canadian University tenure positions. At least 1/2 of the tenure positions at any University or College MUST be held by women, even though women make up 20% of the applicants and white males make up around 60%. The women are practically guaranteed the position even though they may lack qualifications; if all the women have positions and still do not reach 1/2, then racial minorities are picked first (preferably one with a disability - that always looks good), and after ever minority and women has a position, THEN a white male can receive the status. I'm not saying racism doesn't exist both ways, but not every act is racist and many systems are now becoming dead set against whites. Is it today's current population of white males' fault that slavery existed? Or that the Native Americans were killed? Makes sense to blame them for their ancestors faults.

#86 - On 04/10/2009 at 11:12am by strangersdk

Everyone, stop calling Barack black. He African. I know black people, and they don't no shit about Africa!

#87 - On 04/10/2009 at 11:13am by fartandlaugh

Thats bullshit, it seems that racism is just a fucked up excuse most people come up with when they don't like you, and whats worse is that because our civilization is so stuck up and backwards they let that kind of stuff happen, instead of saying screw you.

#88 - On 04/10/2009 at 11:15am by HFLJman989

86.. Your percentages don't equal a hundred bro.... Male 60% Female20% ????

#89 - On 04/10/2009 at 11:15am by fartandlaugh

87 meant to say Know* typo

#90 - On 04/10/2009 at 11:16am by fartandlaugh

I hate when people say 'omg you're being racist' when you really aren't.
You know you could have gotten the cops involved in that...

#91 - On 04/10/2009 at 11:17am by Vehicle

Sue her! She lied 2 ur boss and then hit ur car on purpose(I'm guessing more than 1 time) get a lawyer and sue her ass off!

#92 - On 04/10/2009 at 11:17am by darkmis1

#87, I do know a little about Africa, and once again you can't group everyone together. You don't know that all black people don't know about Africa. My mother is black and she know's a great deal about Africa. And I know a lot of BLACK people who have been to Africa. And BTW: It's KNOW, not no. They don't no shit about Africa? Think about that.

#93 - On 04/10/2009 at 11:17am by ohhhhshizzz

um, hi... license plate #?? police?? is this altogether impossible?? think not.

#94 - On 04/10/2009 at 11:18am by yesmy_love

When are people going to stop citing Obama and Oprah as prime examples colored achievement? There were 43 WHITE presidents before Obama and a million WHITE talk show hosts before Oprah..... are you implying that Oprah's not a good talk show host?



That just makes them the first and the exception to the rule. It doesn't make them representative.... While diagnosed with brain, lung, and testicular cancer, Lance Armstrong won the Tour de France 7 times in a row. That's an exception.

..Oh and people tend to forget that Obama's mother is a white woman from Kansas.... Are you implying that Obama's racist?

#95 - On 04/10/2009 at 11:18am by Uzumaki

I try to never accuse someone of racism. But some of you all are some racist motherfudgecacks, on both sides of the discussion. On my blog two days ago I posted a piece about ethnic stereotypes of blacks from a black perspective. Maybe it could add some insight to white folks and how they perceive racism... http://fartandlaugh.blogspot.com/

#96 - On 04/10/2009 at 11:19am by fartandlaugh

19, your going to lead a sad life if you can't recognize that racism is a ubiquitous trait amongst all people. Every One is equally capable of being, and I would argue, is to some degree racist. If you justify your negative inclinations as an acceptable response to oppression, instead of recognizing them as racist, owning that, and making an effort to correct it; you will do little more than recycle racism in our society.

49, I think you have so many holes in your logic, its sad. All of those negative things you were putting on the backs of blacks are things that ARE in fact a product of white oppression, at least to some degree. There are so many studies that support this, such as the fact that a majority of businesses will reply to an uneducated whites application over an educated black mans. They also show that the number one indicators of a persons future education and income is their parents education and income. Considering its hardly been a couple of generations since blacks started getting equal rights (which i would argue they still don't fully have) and maybe a generation since real effort to equalize education (which still isn't equal), white oppression is a huge factor in the current socioeconomic status of most blacks. Statistically, more blacks exhibit those things you find negatively, because statistically they are more likely to come from a disadvantaged back ground.

The problem with both of you is that you like to put the burden on the other group.

#97 - On 04/10/2009 at 11:19am by farf

Okay. Let's break some situations down.

Less qualified Black being hired over a more qualified White (which happens less than white people think) and the White person being upset = NOT RACIST

Black person being cautious about their interaction with a new White person because of past offenses of White people against Blacks = NOT RACIST

Less qualified White being hired over a more qualified Black just because he/she is white = RAACCIISSSSTTTT

Get it? Got it? Good.

#98 - On 04/10/2009 at 11:20am by urban_el0quence

I WOULD HAVE PUNCHED A BITCH! And your manager is a douche bag. Get her license and make a police report.

#87 - Technically isn't Barack Mulatto? I mean his Father was African and his Mother was white. Why does EVERYONE seem to completely forget this man is half white? His White mother and Grandparents raised him - but apparently that means nothing because they're not black?

#99 - On 04/10/2009 at 11:21am by 100308

#84- ONE black presdent doesn't change everything. Just saying. Without the white vote, he wouldn't have gotten into office so yes, white people do hold the power. NEXT.

I didn't vote. I'm white. Your move Sherlock.

#100 - On 04/10/2009 at 11:21am by Uzumaki

95- Oprah is the only Billionaire talk show host though... I'm sure of it....
19- I have always disagreed with you with your theory that racism is trickle-down. I believe a black person may be racist just as badly as a white person. The implications/consequences may be dynamically different, but still racist. This chick at the car sound racist..

#101 - On 04/10/2009 at 11:22am by fartandlaugh

i agree with #5 . . lmfffao no offense but it's half your fault for it happening a second time because you could of got her license plate without her knowing so she could pay for the damages ...

#102 - On 04/10/2009 at 11:23am by xij3ss

#77 You may not have personally voted but droves of other white people did.. and many of them voted for Obama.

Next. =]

#103 - On 04/10/2009 at 11:23am by urban_el0quence

#99 - When I first read it I thought you said Millato, like the cookie. o-o

#104 - On 04/10/2009 at 11:23am by sarawr

where is Martin?
He had a pretty tight dream...

#105 - On 04/10/2009 at 11:25am by fartandlaugh

This comment has been moderated.

#106 - On 04/10/2009 at 11:26am by urban_el0quence

dude, park your car at the far end of the lot.

Or, get a better looking car. maybe people will respect it more...

#107 - On 04/10/2009 at 11:27am by mikemanray

#59
Blame everyone's ancestors, not them, it's not like we were there to stop it. It's not like even if we tried that we could have stopped it. I'm not even gonna speak my full mind to you because I'm tired of people like you. I'm sorry your mind is full of thoughts and ideas that this was racism and that she was just paranoid and defending herself.

Every time we turn a corner, it's gotta be racism. Some people: all they every think about is race and I'm just about done.

#108 - On 04/10/2009 at 11:28am by rihannalover

@98:

"Less qualified Black being hired over a more qualified White (which happens less than white people think) and the White person being upset = NOT RACIST

Less qualified White being hired over a more qualified Black just because he/she is white = RAACCIISSSSTTTT"

What? It seems the only racist person here is you.

#109 - On 04/10/2009 at 11:28am by JSamson

#49 - Great Post. I am sick of random people claiming my ancestors were slave owners (because my skin is white), when in fact my family didn't get here until the 1850's during the Famine. Educate yourselves before you pull racism.

At one point in this world, every race has been treated unfairly. Get over it. Make something of yourself.

#110 - On 04/10/2009 at 11:30am by 100308

The white(half asian) man has again impeded you, urban_el0quence, this time from writing your paper. Your message of racism will not reach the world (which to you is your class room), thereby increasing the repression of such things as Chapelle, the Boondocks, and Kanye West. I'm going to go sit in a rocking chair while I watch people work. My other half is going to cook raman.

#111 - On 04/10/2009 at 11:30am by Uzumaki

racism happens to white people plenty of times
like if a white person goes into a "bad neighborhood" with gangs of another race, they're likely to be killed for being white
i hate people who blame things on race automatically D:

#112 - On 04/10/2009 at 11:30am by blargity

Less qualified Black being hired over a more qualified White (which happens less than white people think) and the White person being upset = NOT RACIST

Wtf? How is that not racist? the more qualified person should always get the job, that's the whole "equal opportunity" thing. Where race plays no card. If they turned in blind applications and the one was more qualified, wouldn't he/she get the job? That statement's one of the most ignorant, piece of shit statements I have ever read.

Also, I would like to point out I am a White Male, so there is no assuming made (because it makes an Ass out of u and me... get it? haha)

ALSO, did you hear Obama put a 40% tax on aspirin? Because it's white and it works!

#113 - On 04/10/2009 at 11:31am by andrew2051

108? WTF ARE YOU TALKING BOUT! I did not say the chick was justified, I said she is clearly racist. I just was saying expect blacks and NA's to be a little on their toes....

109- Hmmm... True Story?

#114 - On 04/10/2009 at 11:31am by fartandlaugh

#19 made me LOL! that was hilarious

#115 - On 04/10/2009 at 11:32am by kwbuzz23wk

number 98, you are an ignorant fool. When a black person is hired based entirely on skin color its racist. Period. You can pretend in your own little world that its not, but it is. Anyone, ANYWHERE, getting special treatment because of their skin color is racist. This "black people can't be racist" bullshit has gone too far and I'm done with it.

You know i've been called racist for wanting to treat black people the same as white people? Called racist for not wanting to worship the ground they walk on. ..I'm sorry, but I've never enslaved anyone, and I don't apologize to ANYONE for things I didnt do.

#116 - On 04/10/2009 at 11:33am by mrhahn530

$50
Not racist huh? guess offering you some fried chicken wouldn't be racist either then? is there really a difference? racism is discrimination often based on pre-perceived notions of people associated with that ethnic group. It can go both ways, there is no trickle down effect on racism. It is simply that any reverse racism is ignored, kept quiet as it were to keep minorities happy. The fact is, it is people like you that generate racism and hate my friend. By denying its existence as a two way street you are in fact giving excuse for those who were discriminated against to now be those who are prejudice.

Still, have to congratulate you as a minority with no options available to you for making into a sociology degree. Oh wait, was that stereotyping again? how do i know your a minority? Because only a minority could possibly find justification in hypocrisy based on the color of their skin. now THAT is racism, learn it dumb shit

oh and a bit harsh on the trailer park call there, but at least i know she doesn't have aids...another stereotype. Glad its not racism...

#117 - On 04/10/2009 at 11:33am by quantumoftruth

#111 Uzumaki. You amuse me. No joke. I would seriously like to debate with you. Plus I didn't want to do the paper anyway. Life of a college student I guess.

#109. See #45 and #117. Thank you.

#118 - On 04/10/2009 at 11:34am by urban_el0quence

98- "Get it? Got it? Good." Danny Kaye said that. You stole it from a white guy.....

Racist!! Rabble Rabble!!!!

#119 - On 04/10/2009 at 11:35am by Uzumaki

116, you're right. But just shut up. We are not asking you to apologize, just level the playing field....

#120 - On 04/10/2009 at 11:35am by fartandlaugh

also, to the guy who made the go have sex with your sister comment...

Why don't you go out back in your watermelon patch and have a picnic with some fried chicken and grape soda? you s.o.b
not being racist of course, just stereotyping... by using typically associated items with race as a factor...

#121 - On 04/10/2009 at 11:35am by andrew2051

number 98, you are an ignorant fool. When a black person is hired based entirely on skin color its racist. Period. You can pretend in your own little world that its not, but it is. Anyone, ANYWHERE, getting special treatment because of their skin color is racist. This "black people can't be racist" bullshit has gone too far and I'm done with it.

You know i've been called racist for wanting to treat black people the same as white people? Called racist for not wanting to worship the ground they walk on. ..I'm sorry, but I've never enslaved anyone, and I don't apologize to ANYONE for things I didnt do.

#123 - On 04/10/2009 at 11:37am by mrhahn530

This comment has been moderated.

#124 - On 04/10/2009 at 11:37am by rihannalover

white people, black people... it's all the same.

there are white people that are nothing but trash, and there are black people that are the same who do nothing more than sell drugs and increase crime rates. these are people that can't act in a civilized manner.

then again there are white people who do good with their lives, as well as black people who do good with their lives. and they can actually act civilized, and have a proper vocabulary.


but to be a dick about this topic, because that's my nature, to all who say "we have a black president now!" and are happy about it...... what's the score now, like 42-1?

#125 - On 04/10/2009 at 11:37am by thor82188

Top of the page

Comments are deactivated.


Your account

Team's blog

FMyLife, the book

Available NOW on: