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Today, while working at a restaurant, I watched someone throw their car door open and hit the side of my brand new car for the third time this week. I told the woman to be more careful. She told my manager that I was being racist. As I was being yelled at, I watched her hit my car again, smiling. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (81150) - you deserved it (3302)

On 04/10/2009 at 2:59am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Montana)

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I'd hit a bitch.

#2 - On 04/10/2009 at 10:05am by suadelaaa

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bitch!

#1 - On 04/10/2009 at 10:04am by swim1650

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