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Today, I woke up because I really had to pee. I got out of bed, went to the bathroom and went back to bed. Or so I thought. I did pee, but I only dreamed that I got out of bed. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27914) - you deserved it (3722)

On 03/10/2010 at 12:56pm - misc - by watersport (man) - United States (Michigan)

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lol that happened to me before

#10 - On 03/10/2010 at 5:30pm by Ross2Smoove

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I've done that. don't worry man. or manette. or lady gaga.

#13 - On 03/10/2010 at 5:31pm by HamsteronA

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