Today, I realized that I can still do the splits. Why? Because I fell down an entire flight of stairs, everyone in the hall saw me land and applauded. Someone even shouted "and she sticks the landing." FML

by misty_love / 03/10/2010 at 3:09am / United States (Hawaii) / Miscellaneous

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  • So nobody was concerned that you fell down the stairs?

    Look on the bright side; at least you can do splits. That's more than I can do. And it wasn't an utterly humiliating experience.

    #1 - On 03/10/2010 at 10:04am by helennaa

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  • Accidential ninjia.

    #9 - On 03/10/2010 at 10:15am by okieraider71

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