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Today, I returned from a half-month long trip to China with a group of friends. After throwing myself into my mother's arms and bursting into tears, she stops me to say 'Listen...these last couple of weeks have been some of the best I've ever had. Can we try to keep it like that?' FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37992) - you deserved it (3924)

On 02/20/2009 at 4:19pm - misc - by DuCkBuBbLeS (woman) - United States (Florida)

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Really? 2 weeks in China and you're bursting into tears in your mother's arms?

What are you, 6?

#4 - On 02/20/2009 at 7:42pm by Pondo

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half-month? Are you trying to hide the fact that you cried after two weeks away from your mom? Grow up.

#34 - On 02/22/2009 at 12:58am by What?

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