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Today, while preparing the house for company, I got a call that my sister had a heart attack and died. My wife's response? "Great! Now you're going to be no help to me at all!" FML


I agree, your life sucks (47266) - you deserved it (2499)

On 03/09/2010 at 4:08pm - misc - by dargas - United States (California)

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you have great taste in women

#2 - On 03/09/2010 at 7:05pm by mrlucky4444

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FYL for having such an insensitive wife. Sorry about your sister :\

#4 - On 03/09/2010 at 7:06pm by soiree

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