Miscellaneous: Today, while preparing the house for company, I got a call that...

By dargas - 09/03/2010 21:08 - United States

Today, while preparing the house for company, I got a call that my sister had a heart attack and died. My wife's response? "Great! Now you're going to be no help to me at all!" FML

I agree, your life sucks 50 228

You deserved it 2 702

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Same thing different taste

By thatsfine - 14/07/2013 22:52 - United Kingdom - Guildford

Today, my sister announced her pregnancy at my husband's funeral. FML

I agree, your life sucks 64 704

You deserved it 3 275

Not now!

By Anonymous - 29/12/2021 02:01

Today, on my long-awaited vacation, I got a phone call from my sister. Her childhood friend died. She bawled on the phone, and my plans were ruined. My husband said it was selfish of her to do such a thing when she knew we were on vacation, so she ramped up the drama times ten. She and her friend used to bully me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 029

You deserved it 371

By France Howell - 10/05/2018 15:00

Today, I rushed my wife to the ER because she was having abdominal pains. She was crying in the car and very faintly said, "If I die, our daughter goes to my sister and they get everything in my will." We later found out she was just having a bad gas problem. FML

I agree, your life sucks 4 841

You deserved it 353

House hunting

By ohboy - 06/03/2009 00:51 - United States

Today, I was supposed to see an apartment. Thirty minutes after I was to meet the owner, she still hadn't shown. I called her. When I got no response, I was annoyed and kept calling. Finally, she answered, said, "I'm in the hospital with my father. He just died. Please stop calling me," and hung up. FML

I agree, your life sucks 54 137

You deserved it 21 489

Great family you've got there

By Anonymous - 31/01/2021 14:01

Today, my wife, who recently had cancer, made an offhand comment that my 30-year-old sister took offense to. Instead of saying something, she went and called our parents. My dad then called and yelled at me for 5 minutes about it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 822

You deserved it 134

Injury to injury

By Anonymous - 01/11/2023 18:00

Today, I got home from work and face-planted into my sofa because I hate my job, suffer from depression, recently lost my wife to cancer, and a host of other BS. As I face-planted it turned out that my sister invited herself over and had fell asleep, curled up under a blanket. Our heads collided at 30 mph. FML

I agree, your life sucks 533

You deserved it 77

By dwaggle - 02/07/2009 00:58 - United States

Today, my wife tried to catch the bouquet at my sister's wedding. Afterward I informed her that only single women were supposed to do that, and she replied "I know". My wife told me that she was divorcing me at my sister's wedding. FML

I agree, your life sucks 58 214

You deserved it 2 756

By lonesomegal - 30/01/2015 18:11 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, my sister asked me how my boyfriend was doing. He died two years ago. She was the first person I told. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 396

You deserved it 2 582

By SingleSara. - 02/03/2010 06:07 - Canada

Today, I found out my sister has a new boyfriend. That would have been helpful to know 3 hours ago before I told her boyfriend, who is also my best friend, that I loved him. His response? "HAHAHA! Good one! Oh Seriously? Shit." FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 023

You deserved it 3 416

Bad news

By Anonymous - 24/05/2020 23:00

Today, I was hanging out with my friends and my sister, we were all wasted and I was making jokes. My sister then gets a phone call, I leave the room to get a drink and I hear everyone go a bit silent I come back in and all of the sudden everyone looks at me. My friend says, "Um… I'm so sorry, your mom passed." FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 568

You deserved it 151

soiree_fml 0

Wednesday 10 March 2010 1:06

FYL for having such an insensitive wife. Sorry about your sister :

mrlucky4444 0

Wednesday 10 March 2010 1:05

you have great taste in women

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kikiss_j 0

Wednesday 10 March 2010 1:11

feel better but wat a bxtch

benen 0

Wednesday 10 March 2010 1:12

this is so fake no one would be that mean and if she did she better not of mean it or shoot her

premiermois 5

Wednesday 10 March 2010 2:41

I would just like to say, you're retarded.

ohmycece 0

Wednesday 10 March 2010 5:31

I'm trying to figure out what you're saying. do you think this world has no cruel or heartless people? are you going to assume anything "mean" is definitely fake? oh btw OP, FYL I hope she didn't mean it. RIP to your sister.

imma_be135 0

Wednesday 10 March 2010 1:13

wow. shes a dick leave her nd sleep wit her sister. THAT will evn th score!

mif_fml 27

Sunday 24 November 2013 17:00

Wtf is wrong with you?

Ajjas013 6

Wednesday 10 March 2010 1:15

Can someone explain this to me? I didn't understand it. It's probably the wording :S

namezox 0

Wednesday 10 March 2010 1:17

youre just retarded.

fylifeindeed 0

Wednesday 10 March 2010 1:21

Wow, how old are you? 10. That was uncalled for.

topbanana 0

Wednesday 10 March 2010 1:38

ahh really???

topbanana 0

Wednesday 10 March 2010 4:51

yummy

ImaginaryFoe 0

Wednesday 10 March 2010 1:40

OP and his wife were getting ready for company when he found out his sister died. His wife was upset that OP would be too distraught (or would leave the house, I guess) to help her get ready for the company.

Ajjas013 6

Wednesday 10 March 2010 1:55

Thanks :) I got the hoodie at Saturday. I'm in love with it. In fact, we just got married and had babies.

Ajjas013 6

Wednesday 10 March 2010 3:26

I'm surprised my hoodie didn't catch on yet. I have 3 others :)

topbanana 0

Wednesday 10 March 2010 4:52

snickers wants to get laid

thatsoviciouS 0

Wednesday 10 March 2010 1:17

YAY!!! Snickerdoodle is here. -waves wildly- Heyhi there (:

iSwag 0

Wednesday 10 March 2010 1:18

Marriage...avoid it

ImaginaryFoe 0

Wednesday 10 March 2010 1:41

Avoid doing it with the wrong person! I can't imagine how difficult it would've been to get through my sister's death without my husband.

TandJHire 0

Wednesday 10 March 2010 1:18

Wow that's just very insensitive I would cry if any of my sister in laws died I love em they are my family. I'm guessing your wife and your sister didn't get along so well...

amazingjane 0

Wednesday 10 March 2010 1:18

what a bitch!

fylifeindeed 0

Wednesday 10 March 2010 1:19

I'm with #22 on this one, I don't really understand what her response meant? As for the OP, I give my condolences to you, may your sister rest in peace. I will pray for you and your family.

monkye_fml 0

Wednesday 10 March 2010 1:42

Her response meant that he was so depressed from receiving the news of his sister's death that he wouldn't be able to help her prepare for guests. In other words she's a complete bitch with no sympathy.