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Today, I was driving back home after hanging out with some friends. I drove pass a woman standing next to a broken down car. I felt bad, so went back and offered her a ride home. Turns out it wasn't her car and she was a hooker. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (14537) - you deserved it (2931)

On 03/09/2010 at 2:47am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (North Carolina)

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