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Today, I was selling cookie dough for a fund raiser at an old folks home. One lady ordered a box and told me that she loved cookie dough. I told her it'd be here in 4 weeks, she said "Oh I can't wait!". Not really thinking, as I left I said, "I hope you can make it till then!". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7381) - you deserved it (45592)

On 04/09/2009 at 8:16pm - misc - by phatkroger10 (man) - United States (Minnesota)

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