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Today, I started my spring break. My college is letting the students stay in the dorms for break, so I figured that staying here would mean getting more sleep than going home. Not so much. The fire alarm has been going off every 20 mins since 7:30am because they're "fixing" it. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (15282) - you deserved it (2419)

On 03/08/2010 at 9:46am - misc - by sleepy2010 (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

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What's wrong with you? It's Spring Break. Why aren't you getting drunk, sunburned and laid on the beach? There will be plenty of time to sleep when you're dead.

#11 - On 03/08/2010 at 2:12pm by perdix

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That just means you're not drunk enough yet. Back in college I could sleep thru an air-raid.

#2 - On 03/08/2010 at 2:02pm by relyo

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