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Today, at the eye doctor, they asked for my birth date for the files. My dad answered quickly, "May 28, 1994." It was embarrassing to have to correct him with "April 19, 1993." Who's May 28? Way to go dad. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16927) - you deserved it (1260)

On 03/07/2010 at 10:12pm - misc - by leenibeani4 - United States (New Jersey)

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