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Today, I received a phone call from my father asking how I spelled my name. Not only was he the parent who picked out my name, he was completely serious. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18942) - you deserved it (1380)

On 03/07/2010 at 3:18am - misc - by crimson28 (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

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He didn't have your name programmed in his phone?

#1 - On 03/07/2010 at 10:09am by Checkylondon

See in context

+11

My dad does that too.
And I'm named after him.

#9 - On 03/07/2010 at 10:13am by ghostlyhamburger

See in context

+9 | 2

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