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Today, I was home alone. It was very dark and so I went to turn on the lights, when I heard the sound of a gun loading. I dropped to the floor but never heard a gun fire. I got up and heard the sound again. When I got lights on, I discovered it was only my printer telling me it was out of paper. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (5830) - you deserved it (14057)

On 03/07/2010 at 12:02am - misc - by OhaiiKid (woman) - United States (Georgia)

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