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Today, I was home alone. It was very dark and so I went to turn on the lights, when I heard the sound of a gun loading. I dropped to the floor but never heard a gun fire. I got up and heard the sound again. When I got lights on, I discovered it was only my printer telling me it was out of paper. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (6912) - you deserved it (18081)

On 03/07/2010 at 12:02am - misc - by OhaiiKid (woman) - United States (Georgia)

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Little do they know, their printer is actually Optimus Prime.

#7 - On 03/07/2010 at 6:27am by astro_plastic

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I know what she's talking about.

When my printer runs out of ink, it pulls a knife on me and says, "Shut up and give me your fucking wallet. There had better be a lot of money in it or I'll cut you." If it's the color cartridge, it maces me first!

#18 - On 03/07/2010 at 6:56am by perdix

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