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Today, after leaving work at 10 pm, I took a shortcut to the highway. After getting lost, my GPS informed me that the service was unavailable and I should try back in an hour. This occurred moments before I ran out of gas. FML


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On 03/06/2010 at 1:16am - misc - by Lost... (man) - United States (Texas)

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You kind of deserve it. NEVER take a shortcut unless you're absolutely sure it will get you to where you're going. ALWAYS fill up on gas BEFORE you're in danger of running out. And if you own a GPS...freaking use it BEFORE you get lost!

#4 - On 03/06/2010 at 10:05am by shiarrael

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if you run out of gas, then you might be a douchebag.

please do not blame the GPS for your douchebag ways.

#12 - On 03/06/2010 at 10:38am by underpaid011

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