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Today, my mother stormed into my room shouting about how I never go anywhere and then tells me to go out "NOW" and do something. As she is pushing me out the door, her boyfriend walks in. FML


I agree, your life sucks (29849) - you deserved it (2574)

On 03/05/2010 at 10:39am - misc - by FatalxDesire599 - United States (Pennsylvania)

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hahahahahaha well, it's better that way. Do you really want to hear your mother's orgasms in the room next to the one you're in? I don't think so.

#3 - On 03/05/2010 at 2:02pm by ladyme

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Sounds like they use your bed as a special vacation area. :P

#1 - On 03/05/2010 at 2:00pm by xKoga

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