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Today, I walked past a man handing out miniature Bibles on my way to class. He handed me one, commenting "here, you look like you need this." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (15689) - you deserved it (3185)

On 02/04/2009 at 8:18pm - misc - by Michigan (woman) - United States (Michigan)

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Maybe he KNEW you had a wobbly table leg and it was the perfect size.

#12 - On 02/09/2009 at 5:06pm by IhateNY

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&& Not every Christian is crazy extremist.
That's like saying every Muslim is a terrorist. It's just not true.

#49 - On 07/01/2010 at 11:57pm by adoraaaa

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