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Today, I caught my dog attempting to shit on the carpet. When I saw him, I screamed. Startled, he ran around the house, continuing to take his shit. Now, I don't have to clean up a nice pile, I get to go on a scavenger hunt and find all of the scattered turds. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (13486) - you deserved it (7694)

On 03/05/2010 at 12:17am - animals - by Catois (woman) - United States (Virginia)

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