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Today, I went into a small coffee shop. In line, a guy came up to me and was like "I haven't seen you here before, are you new in town?" and I replied with "Oh, no I've lived here for years. The coffee here is crap, though, so I only come here when Starbucks is full" He's the owner of the shop. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (10477) - you deserved it (69400)

On 04/09/2009 at 2:40am - misc - by oopsiecoffee (woman) - Canada (Nova Scotia)

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Well, don't speak your mind to strangers, then, I guess.

#1 - On 04/09/2009 at 2:01pm by DealerCamel

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Meh? At least he got some honest customer feedback.

#2 - On 04/09/2009 at 2:03pm by Ninjahippy

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