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Today, I had to listen to a girl who just came back from the bathroom, talk about the "gigantic massive dump" she took, and even held her hands up to show the size. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20030) - you deserved it (3151)

On 03/04/2010 at 10:51pm - misc - by Grossed_out (woman) - United States (New York)

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Do I hear wedding bells?

#6 - On 03/05/2010 at 3:17am by maskedman

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ewwwww sick asss bitch....

#1 - On 03/05/2010 at 3:11am by narcoticjunkie

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