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Today, I had to listen to a girl who just came back from the bathroom, talk about the "gigantic massive dump" she took, and even held her hands up to show the size. FML

I agree, your life sucks (14173) - you deserved it (2259)

On 03/04/2010 at 10:51pm - misc - by Grossed_out (woman) - United States (New York)

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