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Today, I got a call from my optometrist. I ignored the call, because I already knew I had my appointment tomorrow. When I listened to my messages later, I found out it was from his secretary, saying all of his appointments have been canceled due to him passing away last night. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (12169) - you deserved it (5701)

On 03/04/2010 at 2:41pm - misc - by dpod121 (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

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