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Today, I found out my brother blew chunks into the inside of my jeans. How did I find this out? I put them on. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22529) - you deserved it (2489)

On 03/04/2010 at 6:24am - misc - by AZN656 - Australia (Victoria)

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how could you not know there was vomit in your jeans before you even tried to put them on? you're a dumbass! ydi

#6 - On 03/04/2010 at 10:20am by smokey420

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Ew. I hope you kicked his ass.

#4 - On 03/04/2010 at 10:19am by betseyville

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