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"What do wives dream of, when they take a little wifey snooze...do they dream of making sandwichs or a tasty cheese and broccoli stew...now don't you worry your tired wifey little head, your husband will take you home and put you in bed...but then he will take and rape you right there, and you'll never know what happen till you wake up and just stare...drugs oh drugs druggy drug drug...and if you get murdered by a crystal meth tweeker...well then were shit outta luck!"

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This is when you have a very, very serious conversation. And find out how long he has been slipping you mickies every night.

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