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Today, I saw a man on the bus with the strangest band shirt I have ever seen. I could not help but stare at it and try and figure what the band was, until he turned to me and said "why not take a picture asshole?" then got off the bus. As he walked away I saw that he was missing an arm. FML

I agree, your life sucks (16483) - you deserved it (3880)

On 03/01/2010 at 12:23am - misc - by theholt (man) - United States (Oregon)

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