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Today, I saw a man on the bus with the strangest band shirt I have ever seen. I could not help but stare at it and try and figure what the band was, until he turned to me and said "why not take a picture asshole?" then got off the bus. As he walked away I saw that he was missing an arm. FML

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This seems so oddly familiar...

#1 - On 03/01/2010 at 6:25am by Person1233

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I'm really curious as to what his shirt looked like now. I can't even begin to imagine what this 'strange band shirt' looked like that you just had to stare at it. And I'm not trying to be ignorant here, but if someone has an obvious disfigurement shouldn't they realize people are going to stare if they have it out in the open? I mean if you're making faces and pointing at it that's too much but if they don't want people to stare they should cover it up or whatever. It's human nature. Sometimes people don't realize they're doing it.

#6 - On 03/01/2010 at 6:35am by Tarynkd

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