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Today, I saw a man on the bus with the strangest band shirt I have ever seen. I could not help but stare at it and try and figure what the band was, until he turned to me and said "why not take a picture asshole?" then got off the bus. As he walked away I saw that he was missing an arm. FML


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On 03/01/2010 at 12:23am - misc - by theholt (man) - United States (Oregon)

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5th!!! Don't worry. Once I was on the beach with my brother and a friend and his family. This very hot chick with a labrador at her side was jogging topless in a bikini bottom. After she had passes, my friend's mother asked all the men if we had noticed anything wierd about her. None of us had. As it turns out, she was missing an arm. Guessing I was looking a her chest.

#7 - On 03/01/2010 at 6:35am by Pyrolo

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ah don't worry bout it, you didn't know.

#2 - On 03/01/2010 at 6:29am by bebz

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