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Today, I had to return a shirt to Target. My mom offered to do it for me on her way to work, so I gave her the shirt and receipt. Later, I realized that on the same receipt I had purchased condoms, lube, and whipped cream. FML

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On 04/08/2009 at 4:34pm - misc - by UGH (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

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Tell her it was a science experiment where you filled a lubed condom up with whipped cream and saw how long it took for it to explode in a microwave.

#2 - On 04/08/2009 at 8:15pm by adelaide_evening

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Hahahaha, I wonder what there person at the check out was like when you had all those rung up. :P

#3 - On 04/08/2009 at 8:16pm by Jaxro

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