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Today, I was chatting with my boyfriend and his mates barefoot on the grass. I suddenly felt something flick across my feet, so I let out a startled scream. Turns out it was my toe hairs rustling in the breeze. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (5261) - you deserved it (18553)

On 02/28/2010 at 4:12am - misc - by combo - Sent from mobile version

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I think you might need to shave

#2 - On 02/28/2010 at 10:06am by sum1savemeh

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Shave them, jesus.

Pluck whatever. If you're a man fine, but a woman should not have toe hairs.


Scratch, NOONE SHOULD HAVE TOEHAIRS.

TehFuzzyOne: I'm pretty sure it was the THIRD.

#3 - On 02/28/2010 at 10:06am by JackDark

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