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Today, I was chatting with my boyfriend and his mates barefoot on the grass. I suddenly felt something flick across my feet, so I let out a startled scream. Turns out it was my toe hairs rustling in the breeze. FML
Shave them, jesus.
Pluck whatever. If you're a man fine, but a woman should not have toe hairs.
Scratch, NOONE SHOULD HAVE TOEHAIRS.
TehFuzzyOne: I'm pretty sure it was the THIRD.
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