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Today, my dog farted. Immediately, he turned around to sniff his stink then furiously licked his butthole. He then licked my nose. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17043) - you deserved it (5688)

On 02/26/2010 at 6:13am - animals - by aaalias34 (woman) - United States (California)

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