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Today, a friend of mine sent me a message saying, "Man, I am so sorry but we were both really drunk and I swear it didn't mean anything." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18375) - you deserved it (2872)

On 02/26/2010 at 12:07am - misc - by single now - United States

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That....... is an issue.

#2 - On 02/26/2010 at 6:00am by jonr93

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That sucks, but I love how you phrased it.

#7 - On 02/26/2010 at 6:07am by lettertjes

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