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Today, my fiancée and I were selecting our wedding cake. The wedding is now off since I refused to buy her the "dream" wedding cake she wanted because it was chocolate. She called me childish and cheap. I'm highly allergic to chocolate. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32541) - you deserved it (2774)

On 02/25/2010 at 4:47pm - misc - by Ringless - United States (Virginia)

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Her excuse to break it off, i bet she has a secret lover

#1 - On 02/25/2010 at 7:11pm by xMrAndyTranx

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you're better off

#2 - On 02/25/2010 at 7:13pm by sentient

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