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Today, I was trying to take the cap off a can of spray cooking oil. It was really stuck so I pulled extra hard. It flew off and I punched myself in the head. I also sprayed myself in the eye with it. The lump on my forehead and my swollen shut eye make me look like Popeye, but I'm a girl. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (12514) - you deserved it (3346)

On 02/25/2010 at 10:18am - misc - by popeye (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

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