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Today, I saw an elderly man fall in a crosswalk, so I jumped off my bike to help. As I helped him across, the light turned green. At that point I noticed my phone had fallen out of my pocket in the street and was run over by several cars. I then watched across a 6 lane street as someone stole my bike. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (283694) - you totally deserved it (15554)

On 02/20/2009 at 3:29am - misc - by Mick (man) - United States (Colorado)

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Wow, no good deed unpunished... sorry man.

#1 - On 02/20/2009 at 10:01am by Rick

lol, you saw an elderly man fall in a crosswalk? Hilarious

#304 - On 10/11/2009 at 1:39am by GreenHacker

That sucks :(

#2 - On 02/20/2009 at 10:02am by lolnikki

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#3 - On 02/20/2009 at 10:05am by davidtheday

Oh crap. Sorry to hear that. :(

#4 - On 02/20/2009 at 10:06am by cypher_sonic

Altruism is selfless concern for the welfare of others. Take comfort in the fact that the reward for your deed is internal. Externally your phone and your bike were only material objects which can be replaced.

#5 - On 02/20/2009 at 10:11am by MJD

shut up douchebag

#280 - On 08/12/2009 at 1:25pm by shelbtron

is true

#294 - On 09/11/2009 at 11:11am by agree_to_disagre

Good one MJD. Well said.

#299 - On 09/27/2009 at 12:44am by raymm

That's terrible. I too know the bond between man/woman and bike... nothing makes you feel violated like having that thing stolen. Sorry.

#6 - On 02/20/2009 at 10:18am by withlit

Wow so It's true! No ownder I've had that feeling...I had a bike and got stolen, I right away bought another one and I was planing on pitting a lock on it but got stolen again before I could. Then I found another one but mom said to throw it away. DX Now I'm bikeless and feel empty.

#272 - On 07/18/2009 at 11:36am by 0xoX_Naty_Xox0

You did the right thing, though.

#7 - On 02/20/2009 at 10:23am by Capybara

Geez...I hope your luck turns around! I'll second poster #5 minus the Buddhist stuff. Regardless of whatever happens, remember that you are a good person and, unfortunately, there aren't many of you left in this world!

#8 - On 02/20/2009 at 10:23am by QQ McCallister

Man, this sucks, but at least you didn't let the old man get run over by 6 cars. That would have been more traumatic to watch. Also, thanks for doing the right thing.

#9 - On 02/20/2009 at 10:29am by Ericacea

Good for you for helping the old man. Not too many people nowadays would stop and help. Sucks that you lost yer stuff, but karma will bite the person who stole your bike in the ass.

#10 - On 02/20/2009 at 10:34am by

You see, since the man you helped didn't have anything bad happen to him, you had to take the worst of it. :O

#11 - On 02/20/2009 at 11:03am by Larwick

But you saved the old man from possibly receiving more harm. I mean, who knows what could have happened to him if you hadn't helped him. Good job, man. I wish there were more people like you.

#12 - On 02/20/2009 at 11:09am by whoa

o_0

yeah like the people in the cars would run over the man as soon as the light turned green

#284 - On 08/19/2009 at 7:17pm by IUsed2

Well the people wont run over him but he might aswell get the man out of the way then wait til he gets up or have someone drving move him btw good job dued u did the right thing i hope karma help u out

#293 - On 09/06/2009 at 6:03pm by Felium

So sorry for u man. U're nice.

#13 - On 02/20/2009 at 11:12am by ?

Wow, that SUCKS.

#14 - On 02/20/2009 at 11:21am by rower

No good deed goes unpunished.

#15 - On 02/20/2009 at 11:34am by Monkey

wow....

#16 - On 02/20/2009 at 11:57am by tyra

that's about as true a FML moment right there. Sorry dude.

#17 - On 02/20/2009 at 12:01pm by president benson

why did no one stop them from stealing your bike?????????

#18 - On 02/20/2009 at 12:08pm by M

sorry bro - but that's funny shit - almost sounds like a scene from a movie

#19 - On 02/20/2009 at 12:10pm by jackdoe

agreed D:!

#268 - On 06/28/2009 at 2:28pm by dandlyon

aww... :( truly a FML moment

#20 - On 02/20/2009 at 12:16pm by carebear

Poor guy/girl, but you know you did the right thing!

#21 - On 02/20/2009 at 12:23pm by Jmhusky53

lol #19 - I agree!

However, this sounds almost too bad to be true. But if it IS true... fuck. Your life is... fucked.

#22 - On 02/20/2009 at 12:23pm by Amkii

Shit. If I had been the old man I would have paid you a better, brand new bike and a better, brand new phone. And an ice cream on top.

#23 - On 02/20/2009 at 12:34pm by nicolas

I know it's no consolation, but at least tons of people on the internet feel your pain and truly appreciate what you did?

#24 - On 02/20/2009 at 12:43pm by yay!

*hug*. You're a nice person. Too bad there are big fat jerks in the world.

#25 - On 02/20/2009 at 12:46pm by alwaysalady

sorry man
that sucks, but maybe you do the right thing, who knows?

#26 - On 02/20/2009 at 12:48pm by mleugim

are you single? you're the type of person i am looking for. :)

#27 - On 02/20/2009 at 12:50pm by s

I am proud of what you did. While it may seem like a fml. Things do happen to good people for a reason. YOu may get a better phone, or the phone might have caused you to get hurt in future. just be happy.

#28 - On 02/20/2009 at 12:52pm by AliSama

MARRY ME

#29 - On 02/20/2009 at 1:00pm by you are perfect

Aww, that sucks. Big time. :( Still, it was the right thing to do.
@ #5...true, but his wallet might not see it that way. ;]

#30 - On 02/20/2009 at 1:06pm by alison

Aww, you're so nice (: .
It's okay though, maybe good karma will come later in your life.

#31 - On 02/20/2009 at 1:11pm by red_apples

cheers to you...it's karma. what comes around goes around...you'll get a new bike and phone in the future...but you can't just replace an old man.

#32 - On 02/20/2009 at 1:36pm by mish831

awww this made me sad. but hey karma baby. karma

#33 - On 02/20/2009 at 1:44pm by popobean

A friend of mine's truck broke down at work once. Another guy in a truck came to help her jump it, he ran out of gas and had to push his truck to the gas station. On top of that his phone fell out of his pocket and he proceeded to run it over. Good deeds are bad news.

#34 - On 02/20/2009 at 1:45pm by Stephanie_leigh

There's no such thing as karma as demonstrated by this post. Just because you do good, doesn't mean you're going to get good. The fact is that what you do is only a self interpretation of things judged by others as right or wrong. What others claim you do is irrelevant to whether or not you're a good person or not. So it's entirely up to you to do good or bad; the rain falls the same on your house either way. Next time, don't help anyone, and there will be no equal measurement on your part.

#35 - On 02/20/2009 at 1:52pm by Yeah

payback's a bitch, huh?

#36 - On 02/20/2009 at 1:54pm by Jimmy Stevenson

that'll teach you to ever help out the elderly again. he was probably just the bait, and employed the other guy to steal your bike. never trust the elderly

#37 - On 02/20/2009 at 2:07pm by greenman

you should have forced the old fella to pay you a new phone... and a car.

#38 - On 02/20/2009 at 2:47pm by ridiculous_gnome

Karma is bullshit.

#39 - On 02/20/2009 at 3:08pm by Jerusalem

karma is an action or a deed, not magic. you should wiki it up.

#40 - On 02/20/2009 at 3:10pm by AliSama

are you guys seriously debating this and telling the poster what a good person they are? this is not a real post!!

#41 - On 02/20/2009 at 3:10pm by woohoo

You did the right thing. You weren't rewarded for it, but at least you know that you didn't just ignore him and keep on going like many would have. I'd rather have to replace some material things than have to live with my conscience knowing I didn't do what I would hope others would do for me.

#42 - On 02/20/2009 at 3:17pm by Josie

that's what you get for doing nice things.

#43 - On 02/20/2009 at 3:48pm by katieatieay

you did a really great thing [if its true] but wow, the comments from people are hilarious lol

#44 - On 02/20/2009 at 4:37pm by Becca

aw, you poor thing!

you'll get rewarded for what you did, i promiiiise.

#45 - On 02/20/2009 at 4:41pm by bambi

#37 hit it. This is how thieves operate. The phone part is clearly not planned but still...

However, assuming it was NOT planned, then people are just jerks. Honestly, I bet the drivers would have just as well run the old man over if you didn't help him. That's how people are.

#46 - On 02/20/2009 at 4:51pm by Seegtease

Sorry man, that sucks! At least your heart was in the right place and you don't have to feel guilty for not helping the old man. But next time, I guess you'll be sure to bring your bike with you, eh? :/ Maybe talk to your service provider and see if they'll replace your phone?

#47 - On 02/20/2009 at 5:04pm by nobody_special

#15 said precisely what i was thinking:
"No good deed goes unpunished."

#48 - On 02/20/2009 at 5:32pm by ihateyou

Aww, I'm sorry.
But it's really nice that you helped.

#49 - On 02/20/2009 at 6:47pm by xEPiCFAiLx

Oh man, that sucks!

#50 - On 02/20/2009 at 7:05pm by Gaston

100% FML. That really sucks, but things will get better! Know that you did the right thing.

#51 - On 02/20/2009 at 7:45pm by blacklagoon

dont worry the guy who stole your bike will get in back in his face one day.

#52 - On 02/20/2009 at 8:44pm by e

The fact that you helped that elderly man and sacrificed your bike and phone shows that you have a heart of gold, and nothing can take that away. Take heed that this will get you far more priceless treasures than a phone, bike, and other secular objects.

#53 - On 02/20/2009 at 9:07pm by Sarah

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#54 - On 02/20/2009 at 10:19pm by Phoebe

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#55 - On 02/20/2009 at 10:21pm by shellywelly

Wow, this is the best FML on the site. I don't mean in a good way, but it's what 51 said, it's 100% FML. But you're a really good person, take pride in that. People suck, they really do. I can't believe someone stole your bike. Why wouldn't anyone in the cars help?? Wtf??? Why didn't anyone stop that dude from stealing your bike?? There's no goodness left in the world!

#56 - On 02/20/2009 at 10:24pm by blah

ohhh crap :[ I'm sorry man

#57 - On 02/20/2009 at 11:32pm by annie

Anonymity has ruined humanity.
Sorry about your bike.

#58 - On 02/21/2009 at 12:32am by anon

OPTION 1
-learn from the experience. keep your cell phone, wallet, keys (ie. important stuff) in a secure pocket. You can unexpectedly spill on a bike, and would rather not have shit fly around or get lost if you do fall down.

OPTION 2
-hunt down the guy who stole your bike, take his cell phone and use it for your own account.

OPTION 3
-let's put my story up on fmylife so I can get a pity party for free!

#59 - On 02/21/2009 at 1:22am by yipper

#56.. exactly! the world is OBNOXIOUS

#60 - On 02/21/2009 at 3:49am by d_dh2310

You did the right thing!
so don't feel TOO bad.

#61 - On 02/21/2009 at 4:57am by becca

f***king hilarious

#62 - On 02/21/2009 at 6:39am by couchie

i'm so sorry that sucks :(

#63 - On 02/21/2009 at 4:51pm by je$$

You did the right thing.

#64 - On 02/21/2009 at 7:18pm by Roger

Wait, WHY did people vote that you deserved this? >.> Pricks

I bet the old man was grateful, though. Hopefully something good is in your future for your kind deed, because you deserve it

#65 - On 02/21/2009 at 7:44pm by Icalasari

I would guess most of us would think that helping that guy our wouldnt cost us anything. Mercy has a price no matter how small no matter how great. I am proud that you did the right thing and I hope that your cost wont stop you in the future...

#66 - On 02/21/2009 at 11:31pm by jandjbaker

you're a sweetheart. trying to be helpful and you lose :( I'm sorry that's sad, some people really fucking suck. just be glad you're not a douchebag like those people.

#67 - On 02/22/2009 at 12:50am by o

You're so sweet! I'm really sorry this happened to you-- I hope it doesn't deter you from doing other good deeds and being a wonderful person!

#68 - On 02/22/2009 at 12:58am by cinnamonfrogs

sorry to hear that man...

#69 - On 02/22/2009 at 1:13am by thepainter

thats what you get for being nice

#70 - On 02/22/2009 at 6:44am by cowzor

lmao, murphy's law man

#71 - On 02/22/2009 at 6:45pm by y3y

It's karma. Clearly the guy you helped was a serial killer or something.

#72 - On 02/22/2009 at 8:56pm by INUH

#39 is so right.

#73 - On 02/22/2009 at 8:56pm by pig

idk, i have my doubts about this story

#74 - On 02/22/2009 at 9:57pm by JE

I agree with 74. Some things are too bad to be true.

#75 - On 02/23/2009 at 9:55pm by DA

i agree with 29!

#76 - On 02/24/2009 at 1:31am by epsssnlf

thats fucken fucked

#77 - On 02/25/2009 at 6:02am by sourmelk

at least you helped an old man :)

#78 - On 02/25/2009 at 1:58pm by w.e

you're sweet! bad luck, but you're a good person!

#79 - On 02/25/2009 at 11:30pm by :)

ok....wouldn't it make more sense for you to BIKE across the street? isn't THAT faster than running across? this is so fake.

#80 - On 02/26/2009 at 1:56am by ummm

nvm i read it wrong!

#81 - On 02/26/2009 at 1:59am by ummm

ITS OKAY, GOD WILL PROVIDE YOU WITH BETTER PHONE`
YOU DID THE RIGHT THING MY DUDE!! ^_^

#82 - On 02/26/2009 at 4:21am by jfly

You know we just let all the old people in America get run over or 'accidentally' become deceased it would seriously help our economy. Serious savings on healthcare and social security and on and on. lol jk. My English Professor told me this haha!

#83 - On 02/26/2009 at 3:45pm by cloud

props dude, think about how big of an impact that probly made in that old guys life. its good to know that even if theres assholes out there that will steal a bike, theres still people who will help a person in need like that

#84 - On 02/27/2009 at 2:48am by db

that sucks man
hope you get a new bike

#85 - On 02/27/2009 at 8:00pm by Zvezdomir

GoodLuck dude !

#86 - On 02/28/2009 at 5:37pm by Radical

You Deserved that. The old man was probably in on the stealing of the bike, and as for your phone, you should have pushed it farther in your pocket or have in clipped onto your pants

#87 - On 03/01/2009 at 11:40am by ChrisDaPatriot

that's what you get for being a good person.

#88 - On 03/01/2009 at 2:25pm by grift

hahahaha i'm sorry that's so funny. but at least you did a good thing

#89 - On 03/01/2009 at 8:27pm by claaay

Ouch, I would not blame you if you never did a good deed in your life.

#90 - On 03/02/2009 at 2:19am by HeartBroken

you deserved that one!

#91 - On 03/02/2009 at 12:52pm by purpleberry

That's terrible! I'm so sorry! Hopefully karma comes back and does something good for you soon! That old man appreciated it, I'm sure!

#92 - On 03/02/2009 at 10:03pm by deer

I believe everything happens for a reason and I'm sure you will end up with a better phone and bike :) because you are awesome.

#93 - On 03/03/2009 at 3:39pm by LifeSUCKS143

yeah... fyl
damn that sucks

#94 - On 03/04/2009 at 8:18pm by FYL2

aww man im sorry that really sucks :(

#95 - On 03/05/2009 at 2:30am by fcktheworld

I know someone who called the cops on a robbery. When they were interviewing him for details, he bent down to tie his shoe and a tiny bag of weed dropped out of his pocket to the floor. He ended up getting arrested for possession. Up side? He's now dating a super model and graduating as the valedictorian at Yale...Don't worry, honey. Things get better.

#96 - On 03/05/2009 at 2:37pm by sandy

dun worry dude, you helped that man for nothing, and expected nothing, something good is gunna happen soon

#97 - On 03/05/2009 at 3:55pm by thatrocker

my mother always said "no good deed goes unpunished" sorry dude.

#98 - On 03/05/2009 at 4:46pm by OMGyoupeople

Hmm, why didn't you use your bike rather then run..?

And how did they steal your bike,- did you leave the keys in it..?

And whydidn't noone help..?

The world is mean sometimes >,<

#99 - On 03/05/2009 at 6:37pm by PixieWolfe

I think he had a bicycle, not a motorcycle.

#300 - On 09/27/2009 at 12:49am by raymm

yea dude the world is mean
dont sweat it
things will work out

#100 - On 03/05/2009 at 9:41pm by Heatstreak

No good deed goes unpunished.

#101 - On 03/06/2009 at 10:14am by Themiddlechild

Why does everyone seem to want his sausage inside you

#102 - On 03/06/2009 at 10:26pm by Daysgoby

man.. that can't be true lol

#103 - On 03/07/2009 at 6:36pm by gislince

It's okay if you don't believe in Karma, but there is a similar line of thought that's much more definite. Chances are, if there's a guy who steals someone's bike, then they're not a generally good person, and probably get themselves into bad situations. Given this, eventually at some point probability will have it that the bad deed he does does not go unnoticed, and he will pay for it. You can at least take solace in the fact that the same logic holds true for you, and that your good deeds will one day go noticed and will be rewarded subsequently.

#104 - On 03/07/2009 at 11:06pm by Brimioo

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#105 - On 03/08/2009 at 4:51am by paintbal137

you poor thing, you get punished for doing a good thing

#106 - On 03/08/2009 at 6:20pm by zaqwsx123

Woah.
That's shitty.

#107 - On 03/09/2009 at 6:20pm by xxsandyy

you didn't deserve it; but in todays world you should be wise enough to know don't leave anything of any value whatsoever not under supervision; it will get stolen!

#108 - On 03/10/2009 at 8:31am by Mattyknows

Checkmate, you've been fucked!

#109 - On 03/10/2009 at 10:14pm by twohundredandtwo

If God does exist, s/he/it is definitely a prankster. How else can you explain things like this (under the assumption that God exists) other than God gets really bored and wants to create a soap opera out of nothing special?

#110 - On 03/11/2009 at 9:19pm by DeathByIrony90

LOL

#111 - On 03/14/2009 at 10:31am by shalvius

i feel bad 4 u dude, dats why sometimes its just easy 2 stay 2 urself

#112 - On 03/14/2009 at 11:28am by lonelyboy69

That majorly sucks!!!! Sorry about that.

#113 - On 03/14/2009 at 10:52pm by kat127

WOW GOD HATES YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#114 - On 03/15/2009 at 5:00pm by nmilarch

i just laughed SOOOO hard!! im so sorry.

#115 - On 03/15/2009 at 6:44pm by a2thashley

HAHA! no more good deeds for you.

#116 - On 03/15/2009 at 7:32pm by ohthehorror

you didnt do anything wrong at least..take comfort in that

sorry bout what happened with your phone and bike though =[

#117 - On 03/15/2009 at 10:27pm by notname

at least no one stole the old man

#118 - On 03/16/2009 at 12:25am by leadninja

just think about it. with the way some drivers are they may not of seen the guy fall and could of ran him over and killed him if you did not help. later on your good deed will be rewarded and fate will smile upon you so forget about the bike and phone. materialistic items can be replaced, but someones life cannot.

#119 - On 03/16/2009 at 8:19am by dontyouknow

I am so sorry that happened! At least you did a good deed.

#120 - On 03/16/2009 at 1:42pm by myster1ous

what a fag whoever stole your bike

#121 - On 03/16/2009 at 7:44pm by dusty0001

maybe it was all a big conspiracy and the old man was apart of your bike getting stolen. he was a distraction and your phone getting run over was just an added perk to the crime.

#122 - On 03/16/2009 at 8:26pm by cupcakes327

That sounds horrible! well as everyone else has already mentioned, you did a good thing so you will be repaid in the future ^^

#123 - On 03/17/2009 at 6:25pm by Trooth

Oh, fuckk.
hope your ok. :)

#124 - On 03/17/2009 at 7:21pm by AlanaDi94

no good deed goes unpunished. I'm sorry about that. :(

#125 - On 03/17/2009 at 7:30pm by notnormal

That was so good of you! It sucks that your phone got crushed and your bike got stolen. But saving a life is worth more than those things anyway. You did a really good thing :)

#127 - On 03/18/2009 at 1:03pm by babydoll86

still worth it ..u did an awesome thing.

#128 - On 03/18/2009 at 3:46pm by kdimplez

Stuff like this shouldn't happen to people like you. At least you helped the man and he is greatful.

#129 - On 03/19/2009 at 6:36pm by margaritavilla

YOU DID THE RIGHT THING.

Your bike thief probably already rammed into a car and got severely injured already, considering he was probably a homo crack whore who was most likely high :S

#130 - On 03/19/2009 at 9:10pm by NeverMind88

Fuck, you poor thing! Let's hope Karma will take care of that fucker. Jesus H. Christ, that is so fucking awful! I just wish there was something I could do. Oh, and sorry for all the fucks in this entry.

#131 - On 03/19/2009 at 9:24pm by Hana12343214

it certainly doesn't pay to be nice anymore...

#132 - On 03/20/2009 at 10:02am by thekreeperkeeper

that sucks.sorry dude

#133 - On 03/20/2009 at 3:28pm by RW

Hopefully Karma will catch up to you (in a good way)... good deed turns into a bad situation... That always sucks.

#134 - On 03/20/2009 at 3:37pm by TravaDactal

thats such a bummer, man.
im sry :(

#135 - On 03/20/2009 at 9:10pm by shaeenuhh

thats terrible. hopefully good karma will find you

#136 - On 03/21/2009 at 12:14am by Laughing_is_cool

dont worry...things like that happen to me too....you'll get awesome stuff l8tr.....

#137 - On 03/23/2009 at 2:14pm by ryuuga_kun

awwww u did the right thing though :)

#138 - On 03/23/2009 at 10:48pm by anonymousssss

:O omg... that really really really sucks... but i bet if u told ur parents the story they'd understand and get u a new bike and cell phone )): but u did u right thing (: thatz all th at matters

#139 - On 03/23/2009 at 10:54pm by allovershoe

And old man, or my cell phone and bike....

** Bikes away while texting on cell phone**

Lmao that sucks dude.

#140 - On 03/24/2009 at 12:02am by Wo0tFML

Dude, thats so harsh. Hope it wont discourage you from helping out though!

#141 - On 03/26/2009 at 12:42am by RunZoneFive

That sucks. Karma will happen though to you and the guy who stole the bike.

#142 - On 03/26/2009 at 10:38pm by AlmightyAl

wow, karma was not on your side that day! at least u did the right thing.

#143 - On 03/27/2009 at 4:26am by PrettyAwesum

its okay , what u did was great , I'm sure something amazing will happen in the future. Don't worry about the bike and cellphone , they are replaceable objects

#144 - On 03/28/2009 at 1:04am by t3

well that sucks.... similar thing happened to me but i got a new awesome iphone and my new bike is pwnd lol good luck karma is true it will come back for u

#145 - On 03/29/2009 at 3:31pm by tomuchtech

karma. it'll come back to you son.

#146 - On 03/30/2009 at 3:34am by 1073kat

Holy crap. Sorry about that man. That happened to my girlfriend (not the lesbian kind) while she was out with some friends...but that was just because she was drunk so she dropped her phone in the middle of the street. You however, did absolutely nothing to deserve that.

#147 - On 03/30/2009 at 7:30am by KaY262

aw man... this is the true FML stuff: ultimately discouraging... one touching post... :/

#148 - On 04/01/2009 at 7:29pm by p89hg69

Welcome to Oakland b*tch!

#149 - On 04/02/2009 at 2:00am by Cubameriguense

Damn, your life is FUCKED.
sORRY TO hear about this.

#150 - On 04/03/2009 at 5:44am by Neenerzwingz

damn. that really does suck.
i'm sooooo sorry. D:

#151 - On 04/03/2009 at 11:10pm by keyairia

love it. I mean that really really sucks. I hate it when you try to do something good, and instead you get fucked over. lol life just sucks sometimes. Thats why this site is amazing :)

#152 - On 04/06/2009 at 1:30am by MUgirl210

lmfaoooo ommmgg that's so sad !

#153 - On 04/07/2009 at 10:16am by sophie98

somebody stole your bike while your fone got run over AND while you were helping out someone. fuck it, i'll buy you a bike and a new fone

#154 - On 04/09/2009 at 8:59pm by raina227

that would happen to me. XD

#155 - On 04/10/2009 at 9:07pm by Jadieexx23

This is why the old should be exterminated.

#156 - On 04/11/2009 at 3:11am by peterthegrvm

WOW SEEMS LIKE MOST OF THE STORIES HERE ARE PROBLEMS WHEN WE TRY TO HELP SOMEONE...lol

#157 - On 04/14/2009 at 5:10am by tipsytiff

don't worry. for every amount of pain you've suffered, you'll get the same amount of happiness in return =). you did the right thing.

#158 - On 04/14/2009 at 9:47pm by fcukit

so true that nice guys finish last!

#159 - On 04/15/2009 at 12:31pm by saveme14

haha i would of stolen ur bike too, haha at least u have karma for later

#160 - On 04/16/2009 at 1:08am by unholyjesus

wow, karmas a bitch :[

#161 - On 04/16/2009 at 3:37am by pinkdumbledore

You were lucky. This FML could have easily said, "Today, I some some old guy get run over by six cars... gross." But you're a good person, so only your phone was ran over.

#162 - On 04/16/2009 at 7:02pm by FreshPie

The feeling of losing material things cannot possibly add up to the feeling that you did something good. Even though I'd be pretty upset if that happened to me, too.

#163 - On 04/17/2009 at 2:49am by bdirrrtyy

The energy that you put out into this world will eventually return to you. The guy that stole your bike may have been willing to kill you to get it.....thank the old man for saving your life :)

#164 - On 04/17/2009 at 1:59pm by zerokill2006

All jokes aside, that totally sucks...

#165 - On 04/17/2009 at 5:14pm by ToddSpald

how nice of you, but that blows

#166 - On 04/18/2009 at 9:17pm by nubnut5

oh shit

#167 - On 04/18/2009 at 9:32pm by punkchica

Oh my god rofl that sucks SO bad!

#168 - On 04/19/2009 at 2:39pm by patrickbell

xD!!!!!!! I'm So Sorry!!! I woulda Helped you out!
...
Then Somethin woulda happened to me o.o
still lol Im sorry xDDDDD

#169 - On 04/19/2009 at 2:40pm by SkittlsMonster

aw man that sucks. u were being nice and u ended up with a ruined phone and a stolen bike

#170 - On 04/21/2009 at 7:21pm by DanielleMazz

That really sucks! Stay nice though =).

#171 - On 04/22/2009 at 11:28am by wysie

Aghh, Wow, Thats just my luck!

#172 - On 04/22/2009 at 7:36pm by ceeowen

dude what ever happened to karma?

#173 - On 04/22/2009 at 11:22pm by dAznMutha

dude what ever happened to karma?

#174 - On 04/22/2009 at 11:23pm by dAznMutha

wow! that freaking sucks siriously, you do a good deed (or however is spelled) and you get yoru phone broken and your bike stolen, your luck sucks, sorry to hear that happened to you, but hey at least you can feel good cuz you helped someone

#175 - On 04/23/2009 at 7:44pm by mokamokasusuama

Oh geeze...you did such a seriously nice thing and someone steals your bike and your phone gets ran over!?
Life can be so unfair.....

#176 - On 04/23/2009 at 10:52pm by NekuSakuraba

N*GGA STOLE YOUR BIKE!

#177 - On 04/24/2009 at 1:08pm by thefinalpie

Karma obviously failed in this situation. You helped someone, and got punished double for it.
Really unfair.

#178 - On 04/24/2009 at 2:35pm by zavanna

sadly this only teachers me that doing good for others is bad for me.

#179 - On 04/25/2009 at 3:56am by wonnybot73

Lifes a bitch man...Shoulda asked the old man to pay u back XD

#180 - On 04/25/2009 at 12:37pm by Shaldin

bad day man. hope u felt good about helping the man, though. he probably really appreciated it

#181 - On 04/25/2009 at 7:04pm by whocaresnotme

Oi, that sucks!! Indeed you did a good deed, and for that Im pretty sure you'll be blessed for it. Trust me....you might probably get a little better than perviously...

#182 - On 04/26/2009 at 1:47am by 19d00m_bAbE99

Oi, that sucks!! Indeed you did a good deed, and for that Im pretty sure you'll be blessed for it.alos as what #5 said. Trust me....you might probably get a little better than perviously...

#183 - On 04/26/2009 at 1:52am by 19d00m_bAbE99

what the hell!! where is the rest of my message?!!? >xp

#184 - On 04/26/2009 at 1:59am by 19d00m_bAbE99

karma's a bitch?

#185 - On 04/27/2009 at 4:46pm by HardFail

With great responsibility comes great sacrifice?!

#186 - On 04/29/2009 at 1:09am by gordo_itchie

LOL definitely Your Life Is Fuckin' Fucked XD

#187 - On 04/29/2009 at 7:27am by Masenko7

Damn..... I'm sorry, I hope you know that you did the right thing and that you are an example of the only good people in the world, and the people driving that saw everything happening and the guy who stole your bike are the assholes in the world.

#188 - On 04/29/2009 at 4:30pm by z0mb13

lol this could have ended up as the old guy in texas, gets hit by 3 cars while in mid air.

hustle him for money, to repay you back for your private properties, that were fucked

#189 - On 04/30/2009 at 1:52am by melovepopeyes

atleast the man was okay. you saved a life! woohoo for you! but the whole phone situation and bike sucks. sorry dude :[

#190 - On 04/30/2009 at 5:02pm by fuckitsmandee

Hahahahhahah 118 that made me laugh for some reason. OP, that sucks! You seem so sweet.

#191 - On 05/01/2009 at 3:06pm by gingerbread

Next time let his ass fall in the street!

#194 - On 05/07/2009 at 7:14pm by michaelrule4

i agree with #194 he's old and gotta die sometime and next time you see him....do yourself a favor and run him over ^_^

#195 - On 05/08/2009 at 8:14pm by EveryDayJackAss

now that's a bad day

#196 - On 05/08/2009 at 10:43pm by Dunne147

all of those people who screwed you are writing their own stories on fmylife.com right now... and they ALL deserved it... sons of bitches!

#197 - On 05/09/2009 at 11:26am by oreoeater82

i guess that's what you get for helping someone out, sorry to hear about that stuff.

#198 - On 05/09/2009 at 12:04pm by Carks128

That is so fucked. II'm sorry!

#199 - On 05/10/2009 at 3:47am by Samera

at least you helped an elderly person.... sorry that the rest happened.

#200 - On 05/10/2009 at 3:38pm by NIC_R00LZ

Ah, that reaaaaaaaly sucks :/ , but like he said ^ Least you helped an elderly person.

#201 - On 05/10/2009 at 4:29pm by E1R1K

I hope it doesn't put you off of helping in the future. I hope the bike turns up soon.

#202 - On 05/11/2009 at 7:18am by K_starr

you know what i think it is KARMA! MABY YOU KNOW HE WAS SUPPOSE TO FALL DID YOU EVER THOUGTH OF THAT!

#203 - On 05/11/2009 at 8:41pm by sofia_light

At least you did the right thing, but the person who stole your bike is a DICKWART!

#204 - On 05/12/2009 at 10:02am by kennisonfire

Karma sucks......#192 you are such an asshole.......wish that happened 2 u!!!

#205 - On 05/12/2009 at 2:04pm by Bojana

dude where do you live? that only happens to you in LA usually. yes usually.

#206 - On 05/12/2009 at 10:26pm by paulnc24

Whoa...

Seriously thats like in the very rare times i say that helping doesn't always come good XDD

#207 - On 05/13/2009 at 2:23pm by FlatBaby

Just proves doing good only leads to more bad.

#208 - On 05/13/2009 at 5:28pm by lovehurts101

God. I have to say this. Sick Motherf*ckers! I hope you find the guy who stole your bike and push him into a deep pit, then see if someone with help him as someone steals HIS bike, or better yet, car.

#209 - On 05/13/2009 at 8:24pm by BurnedByLove

Thats so sweet
its okyour bike stolen was no biggie, it will show up. and your phone being run over is better than the old man run over so dont let this get you down :)

#210 - On 05/13/2009 at 10:12pm by cindylouwho5

You'll get your good karma back

#211 - On 05/13/2009 at 11:49pm by MJaneIsWhite

so wait did you run across 6 lanes of traffic when going to save this man? smart.

but good deed, A+.

#212 - On 05/14/2009 at 7:10pm by brittbrittT

daanng, that's what you get for helping others silly!

sorry your life sucks :(

#213 - On 05/15/2009 at 7:32pm by hanners

AHAHAHAHAHAHA YFDI you could be a little more careful next time
this is so funny

#214 - On 05/17/2009 at 10:05pm by xstaticdelta

no good deed goes unpunished :T

#215 - On 05/18/2009 at 6:41pm by crazieeli

that sucks, but you were probably gonna get a new cell and bike at some point anyway; at least you helped someone

#216 - On 05/21/2009 at 4:48pm by Smelly_Douche

Would you rather the old man be hit..?

#217 - On 05/21/2009 at 9:21pm by Crazy991

Hey at least you were trying to help somebody, but that still sucks I'm sorry.

#218 - On 05/24/2009 at 2:16pm by Bertski909

#1 took the words straight outta my mouth, #5, trying to be a monk or something? I'd like to see how you'd react if that happened to you.

#219 - On 05/24/2009 at 5:14pm by Mustcomment

lol. oh man, thats funny.(:

#220 - On 05/27/2009 at 9:41pm by TommygetsCRUNK

Karma CAN suck

#222 - On 05/28/2009 at 11:33am by Obzen

why have so many people made such a big deal out of this??? theres about a one in a million chance that this is remotely true...i bet the OP is reading these comments laughing that people actually believed his bullshit story

#223 - On 05/28/2009 at 3:58pm by tjh116

Wow...That must have sucked! D:

#224 - On 05/29/2009 at 12:30pm by TwistedTime

At least you did the right thing. That probably didn't help much did it? But man, your life is fucked.

#225 - On 05/29/2009 at 7:38pm by TeaPhoKnee

number1 couldn't have said it any better

#226 - On 05/30/2009 at 10:39am by lovely997

The evil old man planned it out
the theif was his nephew, the cell phone was knocked out of your pocket and the old man was grinning wasn't he?

#227 - On 05/30/2009 at 6:50pm by emodude44

How the hell can 9,000 people say he deserved it. He tries to help an old man and got his bike stolen.

#228 - On 05/30/2009 at 7:37pm by seayjoel

Dude, why does that always happen

#229 - On 06/01/2009 at 11:09pm by jbm16

So much for good karma

#230 - On 06/01/2009 at 11:24pm by grifontae

Damn that shit sucks

#231 - On 06/02/2009 at 10:50am by yonutz

That's not cool bad things shouldn't happen to good people :(

#232 - On 06/02/2009 at 2:07pm by kevinpwnsurface

sorry for u bro. but u did the right thing.

#233 - On 06/02/2009 at 7:37pm by mjthegreat53

I find this one really hard to believe. Why would people run over you while your still on the crosswalk? True or not true, FYL.

#234 - On 06/02/2009 at 11:48pm by jumpmann56

Dudeee that would SUCK.

#235 - On 06/02/2009 at 11:59pm by crapp

Well, I would say go to your insurance for your bike if you have any. Sorry to hear that though, about the cell phone, that would suck. And even helping an elderly.... getting your bike stolen, what a jerk.

#236 - On 06/03/2009 at 4:26pm by roverrider

was the man REELY worth it?

u may hav lost ur bike+phone, the the old mans ALL YOURS!!! XD

#237 - On 06/03/2009 at 6:50pm by moniqua912

Lmfao.
Fuck you.

#238 - On 06/04/2009 at 12:44pm by Datdgkryu

sorry dude. that blows.

#239 - On 06/04/2009 at 2:26pm by lifesucks210

You fuckin deserved it

#240 - On 06/04/2009 at 2:37pm by fredward

Phew I'd feel like I needed a lot of support after that!

Hope you got your bike back and a good friend bought you a new phone!

#241 - On 06/04/2009 at 3:46pm by FurrTrap

Those are one of those days that u just wished u stayed home

#242 - On 06/05/2009 at 2:05am by MJE05

That's what u get for doing something good! No jk, LOL. Ur my hero

#243 - On 06/05/2009 at 8:37am by autri94

The oldman was in on it, great bike btw! LOL

#244 - On 06/05/2009 at 10:58am by TrAinWrECk3

How would you have felt if you hadn't helped him?

#245 - On 06/08/2009 at 3:05pm by RodeHard

This sounds like complete bullshit...

#246 - On 06/08/2009 at 6:08pm by MDLAX7

I hate how people can be so cruel and arrogant to such warm hearted people like you. I'm talking about the bike thing, the phone being crushed has no hope. Sorry for your losses.

#247 - On 06/08/2009 at 7:21pm by talkandplay326

That's messed up

#248 - On 06/08/2009 at 8:18pm by crushed56

What the hell, that's fucked up!!!!!!!!

#249 - On 06/09/2009 at 4:09pm by nikki54321

No worries, your act of kindness and unfortunate (not to mention undeserving) sacrifice won't go unrewarded in some way. You'll see... Unless you have really shit luck ^.^

#250 - On 06/10/2009 at 5:04am by moheat

i cant be sure if this is true, getting your phone run over and a moment later, having your bike stolen? i dont know anyone who is that unlucky.

#251 - On 06/10/2009 at 12:30pm by ssfchik17

I expect this on FML
I stole this kid's bike when he was helping in old man, while I was laughing I hit a pole and flew into a police car, unconscious. I woke up in a cell next to a creepy guy and my parents are on vacation for a while.

#252 - On 06/11/2009 at 4:13am by RyanKaufman

Now you get a free update for your phone. :/

#253 - On 06/11/2009 at 4:37pm by mas19

Well, you did do the right thing. You can replace a phone and a bike, but not an old man's life ;) But same thing, I feel sorry for you.... D=

#254 - On 06/11/2009 at 8:11pm by lynx43

Yikes! Tough break homes, Craig's list has cheap bikes :-)

Also, what are the chances, the old man and the person who stole your bike are in cahoots with one another?

#255 - On 06/11/2009 at 10:14pm by KarmaPoPo

you've been scammed, the old man was member of a gang who steals bikes

never ever help an old man again

#256 - On 06/13/2009 at 4:58pm by pompompom

Congratulations, you are truly a courteous and generous person.
But lets just hope the elderly man wasn't "in on it."

#257 - On 06/14/2009 at 12:43am by Death2_Daylight

Wow funniest FML EVER!

#258 - On 06/15/2009 at 6:31pm by DaKidd09

Bikes are THE most common thing be stolen. Don't abandon them for a second.

#259 - On 06/16/2009 at 6:13pm by AlreadyExistsTH

thats fucked up...
your probably gonna get some HUGE good thing back, maybe not today 'cause of all that but some other day just you wait. x]

#260 - On 06/16/2009 at 9:34pm by ilovechocox

Okay for all of you guys that click on YDI or says let the old guy fall.
You can all go to hell and hope when you guys get old that happens to you

#261 - On 06/16/2009 at 11:05pm by Fcukmywholelife

I hate that! Whenever someone does something good for others, something bad happens to them. Should something good happen?

#262 - On 06/19/2009 at 12:49am by Alice_Cullen7

Awww your'e soo sweet for helping the old man! The people who said you deserved that need to get a fucking life.

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#265 - On 06/19/2009 at 6:22pm by u2_lover_05

Man that sucks that your phone and bike are gone but you should feel proud you helped that guy, you did a good deed.

#266 - On 06/20/2009 at 2:03am by lordnefarian

i feel sorry for you!!! FYL
even when you tried to help an elderly man!!!
prob u did something bad before KARMA

#267 - On 06/28/2009 at 5:39am by alee562

Sorry bro, true case of Murphy's Law, eh?... well you might've lost your wallet, too... that woulda sucked.

to #5: I believe, then, that since this man earned the internal "reward", which would be no different if his bike and phone weren't lost... that you replace his "material objects".

#269 - On 07/06/2009 at 3:19am by poorlittlesmith

Things happened too much and too quick. Sorry to hear your return for helping the others.

#270 - On 07/12/2009 at 7:45am by KKO

If you could have helped that elderly man, but didn't, and he'd been hurt, you would feel much worse. If someone asked you for your cell phone and bike, in exchange for that man's life, my guess is that you'd freely give them up.

Good for you for making the right choice.

#271 - On 07/17/2009 at 12:36pm by LMAO_over_here

This is things that make you wonder a lot and get you on a horrible mood for a while, you got to pay attention to what happends to you everyday and maybe in the future you'll realize that loosing that phone or bike actually helped you. Know what I mean?

#273 - On 07/18/2009 at 11:44am by 0xoX_Naty_Xox0

it fucking sucks because you did a good thing and your bike gets stolen

#274 - On 07/22/2009 at 1:19pm by cdell

This was major suckage for you but hilarious for me. "I watched as several cars ran over my phone. Then, I watched as my bike got stolen across six lanes of traffic". I'm sorry, but ROFL all day on this one.

#276 - On 07/25/2009 at 11:11pm by Tarynkd

no good deed goes unpunished

#277 - On 08/03/2009 at 11:47pm by My_Life_is_F

rofl.

i guess karma wasn't on ur side today.

#278 - On 08/06/2009 at 4:01am by hellomynameisyou

I laughed so hard when I read that.

#279 - On 08/09/2009 at 3:26am by TrevorMTopham

Hey dude. Fuck that must suck. But good people and bad people always have whats coming for them. Chin up and soldier up ok man?

You're a good guy. :D

#281 - On 08/15/2009 at 10:55am by xXxJazzaxXx

Hey dude, don't worry about it. Karma will make its rounds soon enough...

#282 - On 08/15/2009 at 3:10pm by Biggyc121

you shouldn't have helped.

#283 - On 08/19/2009 at 1:52am by kino_valo

Don't worry- Karma will catch up to you!
You did the right thing!

#285 - On 08/23/2009 at 7:16pm by xiayehn

you did the right thing

#286 - On 08/27/2009 at 7:07pm by Felium

You know, you did the right thing. And who knows? Maybe that was fate. Maybe you'll get one of the nicest cell phones ever, and then a motorcycle after that. Or maybe you'll get $20 million. Who knows? All I know is that Karma's catching up. Nice!

#287 - On 08/30/2009 at 3:26pm by fregilt

I lol'd

#288 - On 08/31/2009 at 10:23am by McAlly

This was hilarious! I lol'd so hard...that seriously sucks.

#289 - On 08/31/2009 at 7:51pm by I_iz_epic

regrettably, no good deed goes unpunished.

pity really.

#290 - On 09/01/2009 at 10:02am by thespoonybard

The last bit is more proof that the world is screwed up. Really sorry for you, man.

#292 - On 09/06/2009 at 5:14am by PancakeSpartan

I think you'll get your bike back. I saw the thief being chased by a skinny guy in a pink jumpsuit.

#295 - On 09/21/2009 at 8:46am by docsigma

what have we learned???

#296 - On 09/22/2009 at 4:09pm by Kenshinoro

Poor thing! So sorry to hear that. But you did the right thing

#297 - On 09/24/2009 at 8:29pm by SweetAs

Wow. Thats depressing.

#298 - On 09/25/2009 at 12:46pm by BrookDarling

never ever do anything nice for people they take advantage as soon as they see you doing good, this proves my theory

#301 - On 09/27/2009 at 8:44pm by deesquiggs

man that sucks big time FYL

#302 - On 10/02/2009 at 3:04pm by Pinit312

FYL too dude

#303 - On 10/08/2009 at 3:58am by FuckYourLifeToo_

Dude, I've read these thing for over an hour, but this is the best ever.. Laughed so hard.. But at the same time i feel sorry for you, since you lost your bike and phone. But you helped the man, and that is the most important thing :)

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#305 - On 10/13/2009 at 12:10pm by Masculino

Nigga stole my bike!

#306 - On 10/21/2009 at 2:00am by Zerstoren00

This story is worth a thousand bucks... I choked on my drink when I heard this one..!! :)

#307 - On 10/23/2009 at 8:01pm by shuT_uP_mE

i agree that your life is pretty harsh to lose your bike and phone at the same time is really messed up. not much you can do though except go to the police and report the missing bike. really sorry for ya man but you did the right thing so you walked away feeling good:-)

#308 - On 10/30/2009 at 1:57am by hyphymowgli

i took your bike after i ran over your phone jk but y would u help that old man dont u know terrible things happen when u help somebody whats wrong with u

#309 - On 11/02/2009 at 6:27pm by thatfunnykid

hahaha #304 made me lmfao

#310 - On 11/09/2009 at 3:43pm by THAT_ONE_PUNKER

The old guy might turn out to be a billioniare. He might offer to give you maybe a couple million dollars. Nothing too much for your troubles... ;)

#311 - On 11/10/2009 at 10:01pm by Zamax

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